Fruit Machine Chat

Genuine story.

Was going out for a ruby with a few mates. 5 of us out, got to our table and there was only 3 sets of cutlery. Waiter turns and says 'Ah, your 2 sets down'.

I reply 'Yeah, and a break of serve too mate!'

Definitely didn't get get the respect deserved of such quick wit. What'cha reckon? Worth a snigger, or should i sly off back into the distance?

It's the sort of joke that I would only appreciate when seeing it written down, it would have gone straight past me in real life.

No love lost there then Matt. Sounds like the net result was that his brain was out. Volley good use of wit though, liked it!

Was it an Andy Murray. Smashing story and they had an old Ace machine in the corner.

Hopefully you were offered deuce as a beverage.

nice one

i hope you said Grace: our Father who art in heaven, aloo be thy naan, thy king prawn come, with poppadom...

How did i know i'd get a volley of tennis puns back! What a racquet. Serves me right though, had to give the waiter a nice little backhander when we'd done for embarassing him!

Deuced as long as you were straight down the line with him

You can't be serious? I'd have been OUT! of there like a shot! Or at least asked for a complimentary bottle of Fred-Perrier!