Kate Humble, Would Ya?

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:42 pm

Watching Autumn Watch i found myself involuntarily stroking the hacky sack and Mr Seagull was sniffing the air. Of course i would, but . . .

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:38 pm

if nobody else would find out ,then yes i'd tackle her.who is she?

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:47 pm

mr lugsy wrote:if nobody else would find out ,then yes i'd tackle her.who is she?

think of a really fat janet street turner who cant afford the glasses

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:51 pm

steveseagull wrote:
mr lugsy wrote:if nobody else would find out ,then yes i'd tackle her.who is she?
think of a really fat janet street turner who cant afford the glasses

now i'm flummoxed ,i've heard of janet street-porter,and no i would'nt ,ffs she must be 60,was in charge of childrens t.v when i was a nipper,i think.

you are a sick man steven seagal

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:19 am

ahh mamma humble.....proper au natural...big ginger backy pouch and hard days work odour exuding from her slit...nice little titties and pert buttocks...will do it anywhere outdoors....what a gal!!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:49 am

Lol, I just ejaculated a load of...

...partially masticated toast over my laptop at this thread!!!

PS: Click here for pics! (lol)

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:32 am

phew... I thought that was a link to pics of your "partially masticated toast"

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:49 am

bit of name-dropping but i know Kate, her husband is called Ludo, we used to go to the same church. so ner.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:13 am

Ludo? Bet he was game for a laugh!

In answer to the question, er no. :x

CrosbyRules · Post by **CrosbyRules** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:07 am

id whack one into her

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:51 pm

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:48 pm

nowt like a bit of airbrush.
defo whack the back outta her now

steveseagull · Post by **steveseagull** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:59 pm

Istenem wrote:bit of name-dropping but i know Kate, her husband is called Ludo, we used to go to the same church. so ner.

Henry Kissinger and Princess Diana always said to me that it wasn't the done thing to namedrop.
Have you got her phone number by chance? my friends Russell and Johnathon wanted to leave her an AutumnWatch pat on the back.

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:00 pm

If i got on her i wouldnt get off

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:28 pm

nobody gone for bill oddie?