Fruit Machine Chat

> Subject: Breaking News...Tottenham's New Stadium
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> Architects involved with the design of the new Tottenham Hotspur FC
> stadium have today revealed that after lengthy discussions with the
> local planning department, agreement has been reached regarding the use
> of a retractable roof.
>
> We understand that a detailed press release will be issued later today,
> but we have managed to get a preview photograph of the new stadium,
> which is attached herewith.
>

Brilliant!

I heard Spurs were on the edge of signing a new sponsorship deal with Virgin this week. All got scrapped though, as Richard Branson said:

How can we put Virgin on the front of those shirts when they get fucked every weekend?

LOL my mate told me that one Matt, theres another one doing the rounds hang there 5mins ill try find it

Juande Ramos was talking to the groundsman at shite hart lane the other day. He said he was amazed at how good the quality of the pitch was. The groundsman replied "what do you expect!! we put 70 million pounds worth of shit on it every week!"

haha, quality!!

sunday night after being stuffed by stoke,four spurs players were spotted by a mate outside the local travel lodge playing footie with a hedgehog.
Disgusting?,Cruel?,
would
you stop it? . . . . . .he walked away as the hedgehog was winning 4-0