Fruit Machine Chat

After passing my test 5 days ago, first time I had the sheer pleasure to have a local scumbag as company. OK, you may ask why, well only reason being ive known him for years and.... most importantly, he doesn't play which = no cut for him

Well, today i got a spare key cut, because id lost it, had this car a while but just started driving it. Pull up to a far away bar (being about 30 mile away) get out of the car, he asks can he go back and get his phone, i agree, give him the key and..................

He comes back! Appeared to lock up the car, but see, this is the sly part, because he really didn't and knowing my spare key is in the front driver door he slipped off as i got comfortable on a golden dragon.

Hmmm wonder where hes got too. But then my mate appears, the only player who i trust over here, he knows what hes doing. Chat for a while, 15 mins or so, and moving on

Wow thats odd, surely thats the street i parked, wheres Waren? Waren Beatty actually lol SHIT, FUCK SHIT FUCK BOLLOCKS NO!!!!!

Dialed him up, but to no avail. Eventually received a text message stating how it was. "Only jokin ya ill b bk in 2 mins lol". And yes, i most certainly did 'lol', quite comical really. Yeah this guys stole my car LMAO, he has no license, has a bench warrant out (for prev driving convictions/failure to show in court/just general joyriding)and has had 3 bottles of bud!

Going on another half hour here and i receive "Ere m8 im reali sorri for doin dat da only reason i done it kause i needed da muni or else i was gettin shot, theres no point fnein me txt me kause i wnt answer sorri m8. WHAT the FOOOOOOK, joker eh. Anyway id already phoned the police, made them aware of the situation, so basicaly hes fucked already for that.

Eventually he did show, BUT BUT BUT, £150 coinage missing, thank fuck he didnt find the £250 reserve in the back eh

But whats your reaction?

Also i should add......

I got home tonight greeted to a broken rear window.

Obviously he decided to come back for the £250 which he now knew about, because on the way back i asked was there anything else i should mention, like lifting something from my boot. Pulled up and checked it out, still there!

It was also still there when i got back home again, thankfully.

People like this are the very definition of SCUM.

But he will pay, with more than cash, believe me

And the £150 was only the days profit as if that makes the slightest difference, i should charge him for the hours he cost me at the rate of £70 an hour

stamp on his hands :x

If you mix with people like this you shouldn't expect anything else. I would seriously think about phoning the police, but maybe just putting it down to experience and stay away from the lowlife is the way forward.

gotta agree with harry on this one, chalk it up to one of life's little lessons, im sure you wont be as trusting again ,

oh and congrats on the pass.

Sounds like you went on a run with a drug addict and you got a bad deal. People like that live hand to mouth and usually have very little money. He may act like the big man, but his giro(s) and crime will be the only source of income he has. Getting the money back off him will cost more than the money you were trying to get back in the first place. It sounds like the police are already involved, so revenge attacks will probably not be a good idea, as the police will have a good idea who to question first when this druggie gets his kneecaps broken, allthough it may make you feel better that 'justice' was done.

When he sees you next time he'll act like your best mate as if he has done nothing wrong, class A drugs can soon cause dissolution of morals.