Legend
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:11 pm
Out with my mate last night on Glasgow's student night (we're not students but cheap drink and a large female population sway the decision).
Round about midnight we're a bit pissed and being uncouth he decides to piss in a shop doorway. Cue two girls walking by, relatively good looking (ok we were drunk) and saying "that's disgusting".
His gut reaction was to turn round and say "what?", forgetting he was mid flow, and splashes their shoes. Big argument ensues and ends with him telling her to go flip herself. You can replace 'flip'.
Lost him in the subsequent club for half and hour and who's he pulling when I return? Yep, the one he peed on.
Phone call this morning asking me to make up a work excuse for him because he's staying at her's all day.
Anyone had a stranger on the pull encounter than that?
Round about midnight we're a bit pissed and being uncouth he decides to piss in a shop doorway. Cue two girls walking by, relatively good looking (ok we were drunk) and saying "that's disgusting".
His gut reaction was to turn round and say "what?", forgetting he was mid flow, and splashes their shoes. Big argument ensues and ends with him telling her to go flip herself. You can replace 'flip'.
Lost him in the subsequent club for half and hour and who's he pulling when I return? Yep, the one he peed on.
Phone call this morning asking me to make up a work excuse for him because he's staying at her's all day.
Anyone had a stranger on the pull encounter than that?