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The 'Best' Lines posted on FC
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:08 pm
by Matt Vinyl
Afternoon gents.
After reading the slanging much going on in the General forum, I thought I'd post this classic nugget:
gaw u cant empty vortexes all u no is what we no u no bcos we no u no
Absolutely legendary!
If anyone else has any quotes that they recall / have recently seen that bring a (cha)grin to their face, post away!
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:26 pm
by Guest
lol...has to be the " king of burgers " retort from nixxy to the illustrious BFK....
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:05 pm
by trayhop123
for me it has to be a nooby on here a few weeks ago, he was asking about electro jammers, and even after the room told him repeatedly they dont work, he came out with this absolute howler ,
" im going to build my own, that way ill be sure"
laughed my arse off for hours after that
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:15 pm
by mr lugsy
wasnt that DaBankIsRupt? very funny bloke. was gonna make a jammer with his phone i think.
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:29 pm
by trayhop123
yes it was dabank, go to general, look on page 4 under jammers n hopper dumpers if you want to re-read the whole thread ,...... it dont get funnier :P :P
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:35 pm
by mr lugsy
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:45 pm
by trayhop123
i know its so funny, when you read the whole page thers so many titbits, it stil makes me giggle now
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:39 pm
by mr lugsy
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takes some beating
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:28 pm
by JG
gaw u cant empty vortexes all u no is what we no u no bcos we no u no
"Aha! You can't empty the fruit machine by the name of Vortex. All you know, is the same as what we know, because we know what you know."
What was that? The fruit machine police? We know, what you know, don't you know?
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:53 pm
by aaamusements.co.uk
mr lugsy wrote:wasnt that DaBankIsRupt? very funny bloke. was gonna make a jammer with his phone i think.
We haven't heard from him for a while?
Do you think he might have microwaved himself to death?
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:33 am
by mr lugsy
jeff wrote: "you won't get rich digging a ditch,you're in the army now" to armyguy. lol lol lol. status quo early 80's
remember army guy asking what a cashpot cycle was? lol
DaBanK was ultrahumour,might pm him to get him back for a special guest performance.
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:57 am
by Matt Vinyl
remember army guy asking what a cashpot cycle was?
Probably thought it was a bowl of pounds riding a bike...
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:40 pm
by Drpepper
Not a line a such, but the "half pint glass of coke superglued onto the top of the machine" gets me every time
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That is fucking hilarious.
http://www.fruitchat.co.uk/viewtopic.ph ... superglued
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:51 pm
by trayhop123
lol @ aaamuse ,,, your right he prob hasnt been on due to electrocution :P
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:29 pm
by aaamusements.co.uk
trayhop123 wrote:lol @ aaamuse ,,, your right he prob hasnt been on due to electrocution :P
"Medics spent several hours removing the jagged fragments..."
