The 'Best' Lines posted on FC

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:08 pm

Afternoon gents.

After reading the slanging much going on in the General forum, I thought I'd post this classic nugget:

gaw u cant empty vortexes all u no is what we no u no bcos we no u no

Absolutely legendary!

If anyone else has any quotes that they recall / have recently seen that bring a (cha)grin to their face, post away!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:26 pm

lol...has to be the " king of burgers " retort from nixxy to the illustrious BFK....

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:05 pm

for me it has to be a nooby on here a few weeks ago, he was asking about electro jammers, and even after the room told him repeatedly they dont work, he came out with this absolute howler ,

" im going to build my own, that way ill be sure"

laughed my arse off for hours after that

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:15 pm

wasnt that DaBankIsRupt? very funny bloke. was gonna make a jammer with his phone i think.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:29 pm

yes it was dabank, go to general, look on page 4 under jammers n hopper dumpers if you want to re-read the whole thread ,...... it dont get funnier :P :P

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:35 pm

DaBankIsRupt wrote :TRAY why don't you HOP off back to loser land .

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:45 pm

i know its so funny, when you read the whole page thers so many titbits, it stil makes me giggle now

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:39 pm

.

takes some beating

JG · Post by JG » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:28 pm

gaw u cant empty vortexes all u no is what we no u no bcos we no u no

"Aha! You can't empty the fruit machine by the name of Vortex. All you know, is the same as what we know, because we know what you know."

What was that? The fruit machine police? We know, what you know, don't you know?

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:53 pm

mr lugsy wrote:wasnt that DaBankIsRupt? very funny bloke. was gonna make a jammer with his phone i think.

We haven't heard from him for a while?
Do you think he might have microwaved himself to death?

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:33 am

jeff wrote: "you won't get rich digging a ditch,you're in the army now" to armyguy. lol lol lol. status quo early 80's

remember army guy asking what a cashpot cycle was? lol

DaBanK was ultrahumour,might pm him to get him back for a special guest performance.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:57 am

remember army guy asking what a cashpot cycle was?

Probably thought it was a bowl of pounds riding a bike...

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:40 pm

Not a line a such, but the "half pint glass of coke superglued onto the top of the machine" gets me every time

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That is fucking hilarious.

http://www.fruitchat.co.uk/viewtopic.ph ... superglued

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:51 pm

lol @ aaamuse ,,, your right he prob hasnt been on due to electrocution :P

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:29 pm

trayhop123 wrote:lol @ aaamuse ,,, your right he prob hasnt been on due to electrocution :P

"Medics spent several hours removing the jagged fragments..."