Fruit Machine Chat

Thought I'd start a thread where we can post the stupid things her indoors says.

We drove by a blind school last night and they were playing football. She asked how they could play if they were blind, to which I told her the ball probably had a bell or small beeper inside it so they could hear it.

"Ah ok, so what kind of ball do deaf people use then?"


My ex also rented a dvd and I sat and watched her rewind it from the start to the beginning. When I asked her what she was doing, she was

"Being nice so that the next person who rents it doesnt have to do it".

Is she blonde?

Neither of them were!!!

Keep trying for a blonde but striking out so far!

They must of been fit tho as they couldn't of been very bright

yup....were going to egypt to " see the lions heads..?? "...special places for these breeds aint there!!

My other half said


"I dont understand why everyone is complaining about the petrol prices,Mine still costs me a tenner"


Of course it does, your just getting less for your money

What about 'That guy over there, he's got a head shaped like a skull'.

Blonde mate. Say no more.

We're going to Florida soon and she joked about:

"Bringing back petrol as its cheaper over there".

I laughed and said "good idea" since its so dear over here.


When I got the text this morning quoting me a Morrisons garage deal of buy one fuel container, get one free, I had to explain that since we're unlikely to get more than 50ml of liquids through customs, we'd have to pass on the deal at present.

Not sure if she was keeping the general joke going or if she really is a loveable idiot.

what do you call a blonde with two brain cells? pregnant
what do you call a brunette sitting between two blondes? interpreter


oh i cant be bothered