Man goes into a library, and says to the librarian 'I'd like to borrow a book on suicide please'.
Librarian says 'Piss off, you can't borrow that, you'll never bring it back!'
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Bad Joke
Sorry to bring this all upon you, but it made me laugh...
Man goes into a library, and says to the librarian 'I'd like to borrow a book on suicide please'.
Librarian says 'Piss off, you can't borrow that, you'll never bring it back!'
Man goes into a library, and says to the librarian 'I'd like to borrow a book on suicide please'.
Librarian says 'Piss off, you can't borrow that, you'll never bring it back!'
"Sixty percent of the time, it works, every time!"
Oh dear Matt! 
thats terrible.
how about
Husband puts 10 cans of Stella in the
trolley, the wife takes them out saying 'They
cost £10, they're too expensive!'
Further down the aisle she puts a £20 jar of
face cream in the trolley.
He says 'Hold on a minute that's expensive'
She says 'But it makes me look so beautiful'
He says. . . .
'So does 10 cans of Stella, but at half the
BLOODY PRICE!'
that's gotta be worse
thats terrible.how about
Husband puts 10 cans of Stella in the
trolley, the wife takes them out saying 'They
cost £10, they're too expensive!'
Further down the aisle she puts a £20 jar of
face cream in the trolley.
He says 'Hold on a minute that's expensive'
She says 'But it makes me look so beautiful'
He says. . . .
'So does 10 cans of Stella, but at half the
BLOODY PRICE!'
that's gotta be worse
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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That's...terribleitsme wrote:I was walking past a mental asylum the other day when I could hear
" 13, 13, 13 "
Curious as I am, I found a hole in the fence and had a look through, Some bastard poked me in the eye, All I heard then was " 14, 14, 14,"
Why does Noddy wear a bell on his hat?
Because he's a total and utter c**t
. screw fruit machines lets make this site all about bad jokes!
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in the pub, complete strangers sit down at the same table and start chatting. Englishman says to the Scottish chap, "What's your name then ?" The Scotsman replies " My name is Andrew, I was born on the St Andrews Day, November 30th". The Scottish man say to the English guy "So what's you name then ?". The Englishman replies," I was born on April 23rd and my parents named me George". They both turn to the Irishman quietly drinking his pint. "What's your name mate ?" they both ask.
" Pancake"
" Pancake"