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made me laugh
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:28 pm
by ma71lda
Jeremy Beadle has requested his remains to be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with 'Watch Out Beadles A Sprout!'
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:50 pm
by Mattb
Hehe
It has been anounced that Jeremy Beadles cremation will take place next friday on ITV at 12-12:30. You've been flamed.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:09 pm
by mjd
brilliant
Very funny
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:36 pm
by bigv038
News just in - Jeremy Beadle has died as a result of euthanasia. Apparently the doctors gave him a little hand.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:43 pm
by Matt Vinyl
Two classics:
Apparently, Beadle's cock was pretty small, but on the other hand, it looked quite big!
When he got up to the pearly gates, St Peter pondered as to why he had arrived so early, what with being only 59. One look through the admissions book, and he saw that God had dealt him a bad hand in life...
<groan!>
lol
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:45 pm
by bigv038
What has a fake Rolex and Jeremy Beadle got in common?
They both have a big hand a little hand and have both stopped ticking!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:58 pm
by bigv038
Off-Topic but still made me laugh.....I just got this text through -
Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition tonight? The organisers have the pans and ingredients, they just need a tosser!