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Treating Constipation with Guava fruit
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:31 am
by Tobias123
Anyone has experience about How to Treat Constipation with Guava fruit.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:56 am
by itsme

Good luck son !!
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:50 am
by Stevie S
:x :x :x :x :x :x Getting nowere here :x :x :x :x Fucking Guava fruit :x :x :x not doing anything :x :x :x .
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:22 pm
by JG
Sennoside derivative ideology.
Go to the gym. Do 3*20 min cardiovascular sessions, stepping, rowing and running.
Do 3*10 reps on the pec deck - variable resistance depending on your strength,.
Do 3*10 reps on bench press, quad curls, lateral abs will help as well.
Now eat as much liqourice as you dare - go for a walk in the cold. Put the central heating on, watch Eastenders and GOOD LUCK!
And DRINK PLENTY OF WATER throughout.
NB: If you haven't been for some days (three or more) you should consult a qualified physician before embarking on my poo plan. This is to rule out the possibility of faecal compaction/bowel obstruction.
All the best, hope you get that big dump soon.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:08 pm
by toby
drink alot of strongbow :d gives me the shits :d takes care of constipation like a nob entering a vagina

!! lol + cumming .. :P

gl :d
toby
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:18 pm
by itsme
drink alot of strongbow :d gives me the shits

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:40 pm
by TheMission
Great post No. 1 (or should that read No. 2?)
Not off hand. If you've done the Strongbow method to no avail, I suggest you down a tin of prunes and some of that Actimel bollocks. If that fails to shift the problem it's safe to say you're up shit creek, so to speak.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:31 pm
by bowie
If your near Scotland drink a bottle of buckfast before you go to bed, around 5 in the morning you will wake up and have NO problem!!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:50 pm
by CrosbyRules
lol