Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:40 pm**

England are to change their shirts. The three lions will be replaced with three tampons to represent the worst period they have ever had!!!

Posted: **Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:16 pm**

I heard they were going to be replaced by Pampers.

Piss up front. Shite at the back.

Posted: **Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:38 pm**

Whats the Difference between Scott Carson and Lance Armstrong?

Lance held his balls wearing the yellow Jersey!

Posted: **Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:56 pm**

OXO have brought out a new red n white cube to celebrate Englands 2008 Euro campaign. Its gonna be called LAUGHING STOCK.

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:11 am**

What's 9 inches long and dangles in front of a cunt?

Steve McClarens tie! :P

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:59 am**

pierkid wrote:OXO have brought out a new red n white cube to celebrate Englands 2008 Euro campaign. Its gonna be called LAUGHING STOCK.

They've had to put out a recall out on these. They kept crumbling in the box.

Posted: **Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:13 pm**

Posted: **Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:28 am**

I wish I could add a joke about this, but I don't have on. These one's are very good though

England joke.