Fruit Machine Chat

Heard this chant off my m8 whos a man u season ticket holder thought it was quite good

Park Park wherever you may be you eat dogs in your own country, but it could be worse you could be scouse eating rats in your council house

man ure fans from the old toilet are obsessed with singing songs about Liverpool (most sucsseful english club by miles) thats how sad they are.

We just dont care as - we are the kings of europe

Liverpool live in the past...it annoys me

to the tune of that's amore:

when you're sat in row Z and the ball hits your head that's zamora