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ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:22 pm

Weekly Nursery Fees - £145.50

Andrei Shevchenko - £31m

Double Pernod,Blackcurrant and Lemonade in my local - £3.40

The Iceman:Confessions of a Mafia Contract Killer, Philip Carlo - £9.99

Spotting Jose Mourinho at Old Stretford wearing his trademark Primark Overcoat with a Man Utd shirt over the top of it............Priceless.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:47 pm

Have you heard Chelsea have brought out a new range of aftershaves called 'The Special One'? They are to be made by Ugo Boss...

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:24 pm

I recieved a joke via text about Mourihno/McCanns, but I don't go out of my way to offend people therefore I won't tell it.

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:25 pm

please do!!

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:47 pm

Yeah i've also heard some McCann jokes which are a bit harsh. I did laugh at one though (shamelessly, tastelessly?).

Renault are bringing out a new car in Portugal with space in the boot for an extra child - The Renault McCann.

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mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:11 pm

misread that.. thought it said McClaren!

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:37 pm

I've heard the Renault McCann one myself.

Well here we go for you sickos out there; Since leaving Chelsea, Mourinho has decided that he wants to disappear somewhere in Portugal, and through an aquaintence he's told the McCanns can easily make it happen.

Just been to Gamestation and bought a new 360 game. I'm well pissed though because it keeps crashing, its called Colin McCrae Helicoter Simulator 2007.

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COLIN McCRAE IS/WAS A LEGEND R.I.P (although I preferred Rallisport Challenge 2 on the Xbox).