Fruit Machine Chat

'Im so glad im Male'



Definately. Thank god I am.
If I was a woman though, I dunno what id be! Probably a man woman... I dont understand women at all..


The prime example would be 'Could you unpack your bag?'

'The bag is in the corner COMPLETELY out of the way hamring NOBODY at all'

Woman - IT MUST BE DONE NOW!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF IT ISNT DONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL HE'S NEVER BEEN TO BED WITH AN UGLY WOMEN, BUT HE'S WOKEN UP WITH QUITE A FEW!!!

mjd wrote: The prime example would be 'Could you unpack your bag?'

'The bag is in the corner COMPLETELY out of the way hamring NOBODY at all'

Woman - IT MUST BE DONE NOW!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF IT ISNT DONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True

if i was i woman i'd be a right slag, im sure i would have the biggest dildo to ram up me every day.

itsme wrote:if i was i woman i'd be a right slag, im sure i would have the biggest dildo to ram up me every day.