Fruit Machine Chat

Whilst I appreciate that this is a rather unusual question, I've been wondering if any of you may have had a similar experience to one I had in an arcade last week in Hounslow.

As I won the Jackpot on the DOND BTB machine, I felt a rush of excitement and actually orgasmed.

Have any of you actually ever shot your mess onto a fruit machine?

The man in the change booth came to clean it up but promptly asked me to leave.

twat

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Can't say i have.

It's bad enough when people spill beer on the buttons without doing that as well. <<Simon Cowell voice>> You know something Ross, your story isn't believable. It just doesn't ring true, so for that reason, you're fired!

what a load of crap -

Ross08 wrote:Whilst I appreciate that this is a rather unusual question, I've been wondering if any of you may have had a similar experience to one I had in an arcade last week in Hounslow.

As I won the Jackpot on the DOND BTB machine, I felt a rush of excitement and actually orgasmed.

Have any of you actually ever shot your mess onto a fruit machine?

The man in the change booth came to clean it up but promptly asked me to leave.

I take it the 08 part of your name is actually your age

You wana go to the doctors mate about that!

I wan a toothless BJ?

You must have thought for a minute that you were on the Actual TV Programme. Most people on there are a bit 'Excited'

MJD - I seen your van. Thanks for the advice too mate!!

Whilst I appreciate all new members joing the site, it has to be said that for a first post yours was pretty crap!

Join in, but make it worthwhile mate!

Nice try though. Now do you know anthing about fruit machines?

Erm! How did it get through your trousers?

Very un-nerving if you were stood at a fruit machine with it out ready!

I was in an inland chain arcade once, and plump middle-aged lady was playing Party Time number 6. (out of 9) She had a Party Time that went back up around 5 or 6 times, and the last one gave her 3 consecutive jackpots, the first of which automatically paid out, so the others must have totalled a respectable amount for it to have broke the bank. She was quite vocal during this, hence my attention was removed from the Ultimo I was playing, and I watched as her risable delight reached its heights, a spectrum ranging from "i've got my house-keeping money back and my husband won't kill me" to "I'm actually in profit, and can afford to buy that rather unflattering dress I saw in Primark". But as the 3rd set of balloons rolled in her cries of pleasure took on an a completely different tone, dare I say it, almost sexual....... it was utterly nauseating, and I quickly reverted my attentions back to the matter in hand, as the red faced, shuddering, menopausal member of the local knitting club fought to control herself.

Truly an experience I wouldn't wish on anyone, and it haunts me to this day.....

Ross08 wrote:Whilst I appreciate that this is a rather unusual question, I've been wondering if any of you may have had a similar experience to one I had in an arcade last week in Hounslow.

As I won the Jackpot on the DOND BTB machine, I felt a rush of excitement and actually orgasmed.

Have any of you actually ever shot your mess onto a fruit machine?

The man in the change booth came to clean it up but promptly asked me to leave.

feel sorry for his girlfriend!!!