Anyone else experienced?????????????

[Ross08]

Whilst I appreciate that this is a rather unusual question, I've been wondering if any of you may have had a similar experience to one I had in an arcade last week in Hounslow.

As I won the Jackpot on the DOND BTB machine, I felt a rush of excitement and actually orgasmed.

Have any of you actually ever shot your mess onto a fruit machine?

The man in the change booth came to clean it up but promptly asked me to leave.

[neil222]

twat

[fightstar]

Attention seeker

[Drpepper]

Can't say i have.

[JG]

It's bad enough when people spill beer on the buttons without doing that as well. <<Simon Cowell voice>> You know something Ross, your story isn't believable. It just doesn't ring true, so for that reason, you're fired!

[itsme]

what a load of crap -

[Scott]

Whilst I appreciate that this is a rather unusual question, I've been wondering if any of you may have had a similar experience to one I had in an arcade last week in Hounslow.

As I won the Jackpot on the DOND BTB machine, I felt a rush of excitement and actually orgasmed.

Have any of you actually ever shot your mess onto a fruit machine?

The man in the change booth came to clean it up but promptly asked me to leave.

I take it the 08 part of your name is actually your age

[toothless11]

You wana go to the doctors mate about that!

[Ross08]

I wan a toothless BJ?

[mjd]

You must have thought for a minute that you were on the Actual TV Programme. Most people on there are a bit 'Excited'

[Ross08]

MJD - I seen your van. Thanks for the advice too mate!!

[Firefox]

Whilst I appreciate all new members joing the site, it has to be said that for a first post yours was pretty crap!

Join in, but make it worthwhile mate!

Nice try though. Now do you know anthing about fruit machines?

[TheOrangeFamily]

Erm! How did it get through your trousers?

Very un-nerving if you were stood at a fruit machine with it out ready!

[Mr McStreak]

I was in an inland chain arcade once, and plump middle-aged lady was playing Party Time number 6. (out of 9) She had a Party Time that went back up around 5 or 6 times, and the last one gave her 3 consecutive jackpots, the first of which automatically paid out, so the others must have totalled a respectable amount for it to have broke the bank. She was quite vocal during this, hence my attention was removed from the Ultimo I was playing, and I watched as her risable delight reached its heights, a spectrum ranging from "i've got my house-keeping money back and my husband won't kill me" to "I'm actually in profit, and can afford to buy that rather unflattering dress I saw in Primark". But as the 3rd set of balloons rolled in her cries of pleasure took on an a completely different tone, dare I say it, almost sexual....... it was utterly nauseating, and I quickly reverted my attentions back to the matter in hand, as the red faced, shuddering, menopausal member of the local knitting club fought to control herself.

Truly an experience I wouldn't wish on anyone, and it haunts me to this day.....

[swych]

Whilst I appreciate that this is a rather unusual question, I've been wondering if any of you may have had a similar experience to one I had in an arcade last week in Hounslow.

As I won the Jackpot on the DOND BTB machine, I felt a rush of excitement and actually orgasmed.

Have any of you actually ever shot your mess onto a fruit machine?

The man in the change booth came to clean it up but promptly asked me to leave.

feel sorry for his girlfriend!!!