Here's the first half translated... the 2nd half isn't too bad (and I'm quite busy the noo)... ya nugget
"Here mate, want a lend ay ma bird?"
"Naw"
"How no? Trying to say she's ugly or summit?"
MUSIC
"I was like that, pure mad hinging oot the back ay yer granny like thas" x 3
"I'm gonna pump yer maw"
"Here you, that will be right, I heard you tried to knock ma Saz last night"
"Here you, what's the fucking script, you're a wee bawbag, your jaw's getting ripped"
"Here you, you stupid wee dafty, don't want to gie you ???? but I 'hink i'm going have tae"
"Gonnae jump all over your heid, that'll teach you for stealing ma weed"
"Here you, that'll be right, here you ho ya nugget" x 3
"I'm gonna rip yer jaw"
"I'm going down the toon to see if I get lucky, if I cannae git a bird, i'll drink some mair buckie"
"Wash it down wi' a couple o' pills, I know the eckies will cure my ills"
"Get a ??? line of Lou Reed, when I wake in the morning, I'll probably be deid"