Fruit Machine Chat

over 6000000 points. beat that.

7,233,164 and a half.

Beat that.

fibber. your profile says you are a pauper with a mere 26435. tchoh.

I'll post War & Peace in 1000 instalments to catch up.

i was feeling flush so i've just bought myself a tvr. didn't think much of the porsche.

unknownpseudonym wrote:over 6000000 points. beat that.

Encouraged by your impressive tally of points, I set about trying to emulate your success by indulging in a few games of blackjack and roulette. Gradually I lost my chips, barely winning a hand or game.

I then got angry and decided that you must have got your points stash by nefarious means. Therefore, I felt it my duty to try and steal some of your chips by donating a negative amount to you. Sadly, it didn't seem to work, and on the 3rd attempt, I accidentally entered +6,000,000 points, and inadvertently donated my entire life savings to you.

Now I understand you might be a bit peeved at this, especially given my earlier PM urging you to stick your meagre points donation up your arse. However, if you would do me the favour of returning a few of my points, I'd be most grateful.

CR

have a million. and this despite the bad swear you made in the pm. tut tut.
magnanimity is my middle name. even though i suspect you either squirreled away your points in the bank or frittered them on wine women and song. as i only got a donation of four points who said the Scots are tight?

I gave you 4 points in reply to you giving me 4 points.

Later on, I donated the rest of my balance to you in a fit of pique.

Cheers for the 1,000,000. I shall spend it wisely..


So where did you get your big wad?

my largesse makes you the second highest pointscorer Your Eminence.

tbh i have no idea why i have disproportionately many compared with the rest of the hoi polloi, it certainly wasn't through a series of shrewd investments.

Balance 4811764 and counting...

yous are all "at it"