Fruit Machine Chat

I cut my bottom lip in half last night on a pint glass, it healed well..

Tonight i had the maddest and baddest vindaloo ive ever had, and its decimated my mouth! Blood everywhere!

U bled after havin a curry????????????
Surely thats gotta end up an 'out of court settlement'????????

I was pissed last night


Nah my mouth hasn't healed properly, started bleeding again after that thing!


I just learned that head expands things..