Gran aka Madwullie hit upon the cracking idea of having a game of online Scrabble.
The first attempt quickly descended into an attempt to play as many rude words as possible. It wasn't a bad first attempt, although HAIR, COED and BARE would hardly raise blushes. GAM is Edinburgh slang for a blow-job although Gran had QUIM disallowed before hitting on a QUEER.
Also note my shady treble lettered YEAR when I couldn't find any rude words so I just went for maximum points. Sadly, the game timed out at this point.
la! what fun. i do a similar thing with red top crosswords. fill in bad swears and leave a half-done crossword in public places. i also draw crude phalli on the pictures of the sports pages.
i'll give you a game of sweary mary scrabble. how does it work?
you need to go to http://www.scrabulous.com and then register. You'll need to give a valid email address. Once you've been accepted, you can choose which room to go into - I can't remember all the names, but I was in the SOWPODs one last night. All rude words need to be in this dictionary.
I can only really play between 1-2 or in the evenings, but if you let me know your username, I'll try and set-up a game today or tomorrow.
well i made an account but it seems that my mac can't cope with opening a game room. pity as it could have been a most cunning timewaster. i will try again after i have stuffed my face with some curry.