Fruit Machine Chat

I sometimes get asked by my parents 'When do you think you will be moving out'?


Honest answer with the house prices = never!


the other day after a night out I decided for some unknown reason to sleep in my car. It was a good night sleep (duvet / pillow and flat seats) Then I started to wonder - Could you possibly live in your car?


First thing I do in a morning is go to work, then thats me till about 5/6pm, or anything upto 7pm. now after this you can go for a meal / and then go to pubs, where you dont have to buy alcohol all the time. You can get a pint of water for zero cost in any pub. So that covers Water.

Food can be bought as normal from a super market / snacks etc

Shower issues - There a swimming baths in town, so you can go there to shower / swim / shower after that.

Laundry - Launderette in town

Cleaning Teeth - do it in a drain or something with a bottle of water whilst nobody is looking

Bogs - in a pub

Internet - in the library



The ONLY thing I can think of being a problem is Mail - You would have to get it directed to work or something.




Now this may be impossible, but its just a thought. My imagination at times is bonkers at times. But Renting a flat would be costly, using your car as accomodation wouldn't cost a thing!


MJD your mad.

HMMMM what about taking a girl home dont think she will be pleased about spending a night in a moter

I dont really want / need a female in my life. after living with my parents for 22 years ive Seen Enough to convince me its not worth it!

Why work mjd just beg for money




But I do like your thinking!!!!!!!!!

well, what do you do when you know..you need to..hmm..relax! what if you are doing that and someone looks in your window?! SHOCK HORROR!!! ya never know you might get a right weirdo and he might start taking pics of ya! lmao!!!

LOL @ Debz!

I think you might have a problem getting a new job / keeping a job, as I'm sure you have to have a permanent address else you're out on your ear.

There may be some loophole however.

I just don't think I'd fancy it though, I need me' space!

Could add 'a van' on the end and you'd have a 'car-a-van'...?

<<<Matt Leaves------>>>

A mate of mine is thinking of living in a canalboat, it still costs more than a car but is well cheaper than a house.

Debz wrote:well, what do you do when you know..you need to..hmm..relax! what if you are doing that and someone looks in your window?! SHOCK HORROR!!! ya never know you might get a right weirdo and he might start taking pics of ya! lmao!!!

:P

when I attempted Scafell Pike and it was really dark, early morning, I needed to pass some time on the way whilst waiting for light, whilst in the car!!

I really think its do'able' though this idea, Because My Job is permanent, and I cant see me moving, I will prob be there for the rest of ma dayz!

lol well i think you're mental! tbh

you could try it, but when your old and grey you will look like a curly whirly coz of the positions you have to sleep in a car

im gonna start calling you curly whirly man! thats your new name mjd

I often make less sense when im Sober

lol