Fruit Machine Chat

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Rather sadly, I'm Miss Krebopple!

OH MY GOD!

Im Lisa Simpson! lol lol ops:

Oh god im Lisa too!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ahhh thats baddddd!
I thought mine was bad, unlucky JAC

Has anyone ever heard Barts song?
Do The Bart Man?! ahh i loved it when i was little

Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude?
I'm the guy with a rep for bein' rude.
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intenentional, just keepin' the flow.

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' bananna peels all over the floor
I'm the kid who made delinquincy an art
Last name: Simpson. First name: Bart.

I'm here today to introduce the next phase
the next step in the big Bart craze
I got a new dance, real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you [ooh!].


So move your body, if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you got it if you think you can
Do it to the music - that's the Bart, man.

Everybody if you can, do the Bart, man
Shake your body turn it out, if you can, man
[obscured] ...to the side as you can can
Everybody in the house do the Bart, man.

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble - yeah, pretty deep.
Homer was yellin' [Bart!] Mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew.

Punishment time - in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music so I can feel the groove

Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
[obscured]

If you've got the groove, you gotta use it
Rock rhythim in time with the music
Just might start a chain reaction

If you can do the Bart, you're bad, like Michael Jackson

Do the Bart, man. Everybody back and forth, from side to side.
Do the Bart, man. Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny:

Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket!

Do the Bart, man!

Oh my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away! Ya can't touch this!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Now I'm in the house feelin' good to be home
'Till Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away.
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay.

I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song
Listen to the kick-drum kickin' along.
Now Lisa like Jazz, she's [obs] number one fan
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bart, man.

Do the Bart, man. Everybody back and forth from side to side.
Do the Bart, man! She can do it, he can do it, so can I.
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i love this part--> I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything

Sorry im just so bored, aint got nothing to do. ops:

Yep Debz, i've got it on a casette single

I also had the follow up Deep Deep Trouble.....bet no-one remember that one!

Matt

lol i downloaded it a couple of weeks back, lol funny

Na i aint heard of that one, i might have when i was little, ill look for it tonight

I'm Lisa too, what does that say about us all then?

LOL

I rather pictured myself as a scary hybrid between Homer and Ned...

More LOL!

i wanna be ralphie.

bah. i'm homer.


made me smile that incompetent is spelled wrong.

im homer aswell!!

Mattb wrote:Yep Debz, i've got it on a casette single

I also had the follow up Deep Deep Trouble.....bet no-one remember that one!

Matt

got the album somewhere, i remember deep deep trouble cos i preferred it to do the bart man. Its the one where he's mowing the lawn and runs over the srpinkler





oh an apparantly i'm marge simpson

Gawd, i'm lisa too! What's going on here!

Clearly we're all cut from the same mould

Matt

As if i'm Marge!

Ned Flanders

Barney Gumble


sounds right!