Fruit Machine Chat

I just got home and there is a dove in my room.
Poor little bastard was so scared he'd pulled most of his feathers out.
Not to say he'd done loads of shit everywhere. Anyway I rescued him.
Normally the only wildlife I see here is slugs and spiders.

How did a dove get in your room tka? Youve not been practising magic tricks have you?

Dunno.
But he got out safe so that is OK.