Fruit Machine Chat

One of my mates is a guy called D.

He lives on the Bishops Avenue N2 (one of the most expensive roads in the country).

He drives a Ferrari F430. Good looking guy, 29 years old, spends his whole life in the gym.

Yet he hasn't had a ride in over a year!

I call him Arsenal. Loads great footwork, get shots at goal all the time, but can't score to save their fuckin life.

Do you lot take every chance to score??

Do you feel bad after if you have a missus??

Do you think you would be riding all day if you had a Ferrari??

I STG I have woken up this morning more pissed than I was last night. This is a first for me. Sure the killer hangover will kick in soon, but until then I am very bored so pls entertain me with some good posts.

Thanks.

at the end of the day you can be the best looking richest bloke in the world......if you haven't got the confidence then it's always going to be an issue,men are always going to be scared of rejection at the end of the day,the longer you stay single the worse your confidence will get,if i'm single then my confidence will be very low but when i've got a missus i'm not afraid to have a bit of banter with girls that i would normally think are way way out of my league......i believe it was mcstreak that told me if you try it on with 100 women on a night out and just 1 of them is game then you have had a good night.

oh and older women rule......this is all

eastangliapro wrote:at the end of the day you can be the best looking richest bloke in the world......if you haven't got the confidence then it's always going to be an issue,men are always going to be scared of rejection at the end of the day,the longer you stay single the worse your confidence will get,if i'm single then my confidence will be very low but when i've got a missus i'm not afraid to have a bit of banter with girls that i would normally think are way way out of my league......i believe it was mcstreak that told me if you try it on with 100 women on a night out and just 1 of them is game then you have had a good night.

Trying it on with a 100 birds seems a bit desperate kesh lol! Sounds like me when im pissed in town

the thing to remember is that a woman's sexuality is far more powerful than a man's


if an average guy walks up to 10 average birds saying ''fancy a shag ?'' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 9 of em will tell him to bollocks ,,,,,,, 1 might be up for it


if an average girl walks up to 10 average guy's saying ''fancy a shag ?'' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 9 of em will be up for it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 1 might say no













and he's faithfully happy in a relationship













or gay

Yeah a bird could walk upto most guys grab his cock and say"im gonna suck your balls dry" and get away with it!You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens

betchrider wrote:Yeah a bird could walk upto most guys grab his cock and say"im gonna suck your balls dry" and get away with it!You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens

Ha ha!

I won't be walking anywhere cos I'm to smashed.

betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens

Proper laughed at that comment cheers Betch made my morning!