Fruit Machine Chat

Had such a weird day today....i was in a town on foot patroll, and out of the blue this black cat started following me....i didnt think much of it until it followed me into a pub. i got a drink and walked over to the machine and this cat just sat on a stool and was watching me.....really freaked me out. when the bar staff asked me about it,,,,,i said it wasnt with me...which was she thought was quite funny. when she tried to pick it up it started to screach. They couldnt get it out, i dont know why but they called the police to remove it,,,even they struggled to get it out. so so weird.....and i had a really lucky day. i thought it would have been a bad omen

Should be good luck if its following etc...It's the crossing path that is bad luck I think. BTW I really ought to meet you for a gamble just for the fact I love cats!

I thought there was a gag coming at the end.

BFK wrote:I thought there was a gag coming at the end.

Do you ever sleep?

I was waiting for the punch line too.

I had a nobles engineer follow me round the arcade and then to the next one. 100 miles away.

It was a late night in Woolley Edge services. He drilled a hole into the side of the Free Play 500. Popped his cock through the hole and began to take a piss. It was a great shock to the Welcome Break manager that there was more piss in the hopper than coins. For once someone hadn't taken the piss out of the machine.

no m8 ,,,,,,,,,,,, not been cov in a while ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and wouldn't go to your local without you bud .


:P :P

I done it.

Only twice a day? That's about 3 times less than what most are getting played thru!!