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ruthl3ss
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Where is my voice-based computer? what about a way to get the BBC radio while driving through poland? Why aren't all the new phones dual- or triple- sim? What about a bonephone layer on the head? spectacles with zoom lenses? What about a camera with IR visualisation for spotting people with a fever? What happened to data gloves? eye movement tracking instead of a mouse (all you need is two cameras on a notebook)

Or even some boring peripherals? what about a printer and scanner the same size as an ipad, that will do a sheet or two at a time? Remember home automation? temperature indicating tableware? Where are the standing stair lifts, the cycle detectors for the left side of large vehicles? What about private family networks on phones, a sort of always-on walkie talkie with intercontinental range? and position tracking? gadgets to weigh things or measure them in 3D? Cheap domestic solid printers? electric cycle retrofits? Why do cars have the same key on every door, central locking, and remote openers, and houses don't? Where is my pocket device to scan bank notes for forgeries? a minature soldering station for reflow soldering IC packages? peltier based spot heating or cooling for foodstuffs? domestic energy recycling for b athwater and flue gasses? a method of keeping next door's cat from using the flower beds as a latrine? linked watches, so you can remind yer partner of an appointment, or know what direction they are in some cavernous shopping mall? Cheap space flight? window glass that goes reflective in hot weather? an UV based bacteria scanner for domestic and catering food preparation surfaces?
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Or a friendly landlord! They dont exist!
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my dad invented those car alarms where the fob alarms when someone is trying to get in your car.
he rang that advert you used to see on tv and toold them all about it.
they said theres nothing on the market like it but they think it wont work.

not much long after they hit the market lool.

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Glendale wrote:Or a friendly landlord! They dont exist!



There are a few mate, but a rarity.
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bill gates apparently has a fully automated home ,,,,,,,,,,,,with remote central locking and bluetooth everything ,,,,,,,,,,,, but he can afford it
Little discipline = BIG issue

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