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Weird situation

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:40 pm
by maverick69
Right i split up with my bird the other week. I met this woman the other day shes pretty fit, 25....but she seems a bit needy/clingy. been out once was ok..not much upstairs. cant see it going anywhere. do i

A. sack it off
B. Just bang it one/then sack it
C. Best ive got at the minute..take it on

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:48 pm
by CrosbyRules
B...

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:16 pm
by Istenem
I hope for her sake you don't take Crosby's recommendation.

And C is daft.

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:29 pm
by pickareel
not everyone lives life as boring as you..........

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:56 pm
by anfield road
whatever you thinks best? GET A LIFE AND DONT WORRY ABOUT FRUIT MACHINES!!!!! WOMEN AND VAGINAL OPENINGS ARE BETTER!

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:13 am
by messiah
every hole's a goal

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:09 am
by pickareel
number 2 for me all day long.......rooted and booted

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:22 pm
by richy657
one up the bum no harm done

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:33 pm
by titchno1
Buck n chuck!

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:53 pm
by BFK
Flacid Penis.

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:27 pm
by pickareel
baggy beef curtains

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:00 pm
by BFK
Kesh Combo.

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:23 pm
by pickareel
'see ya later mate'

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:35 pm
by BFK
Is that Russell?

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:55 pm
by pickareel
off too the battle of,dividegs