topsy turvy life
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:45 pm
theres no point to this thread ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its just a slice of life. ,,,,,,,,,, no point whatsoever ,,,,,
ive already had a bad month ,,,,,, what with the dog etc ,,,,,,,, bank balance gone down by 2k lol ,,,,, ,,, then on top of that ,,,,,, im driving down narb rd looking for some fast food .
when ,,,, unbeknowing to me (at this point) a fight between a piss head and some pikeys occurs in a chicken house ,,,,,,,,,,,, the fight sprawls out on to the street ,,,,,, where one of the pikeys smashes a bottle over the piss heads face ,,,,,,, despite blood pouring every where , the piss head gives chase ,,,,,,in to the rd ,,,,,,,, the pikey narrowly misses my corsa , i slam on the brakes but its too late ,,,,,,, my bumper hits the piss head legs , which catapults his head through my windscreen ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, blood fucking everywhere .
miraculously the piss head , is so pissed ,,,,, he feels nothing ,,,,,,,, and is still swinging his fists around at any bystander ffs .
pikey long gone
so the police/ambulance arrive etc ,,,,,,,,,,, the piss head calms down , and is carted off in the ambulance ,,,,,,,,,,( apparently his injuries from the bottle and my car , are bad but not life threatening pheww),,,,, i give a statement to the police , which is backed up by a cpl of witnesses etc ,,,,,,,,, im completely exonerated ,,,,,,,, but still feel bad for the lad obviously .
so have to drive (in brother-in-law van today to pick up a sofa for tracy) about 15 miles from oxford , (leaving the job of replacing my corsa windscreen to a m8, which thankfully gets done for the small sum of £85 + 25 for my m8,,,,,,,, its an old economic banger so obviously 3rd party ,,,,,,, just paid it out my pocket )
the postcode given by the seller leads to a fucking mansion ,,,,its huge , and as were driving up the looonnng graveld driveway we see theres smaller staff houses within the drive,,, i shit you not ,,,(we feel like del n rodney , coming to clean the chandeliers lol),,,, its called buckland house,,,,,,,,, (im thinking why anyone who lives here is bothering to sell a sofa on ebay is beyond me) ,,,,,,,,,,,,, i ring the doorbell and this unassuming old fellow answers ,,,,,, (with the typical trophy posh snooty bitch to the manor born wife) ,,,,,,,,, he seems very pleasant , but his wife is going mental calling security and generally looking down her nose at us ,,,,,,,,,, neither of them are selling any sofa and know nothing about it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, theres range rovers approaching etc ,,,,,,,,, but we have done nothing wrong ,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, it turns out one of the security gards is selling the sofa , and the situation sorts itself out ,,,,,,,, the old fellow shakes my hand and were on our way.
i ring tracy and explai the situation ,,,,,,, she does a bit of google on buckland house,,,,,,,,, , and it turns out , the old gent is called patrick mcnally ,,,,,,,,,, he's only bernie ecclelstones partner ,,,,,,,,,,in 2005 he was worth 361 million acording to forbes,,,,,, owns 9 houses in the immediate vicinity ,,,,,,, and once dated sarah fergusson before she got with andrew.
the house he bought in 2004 (and paid for its restoration ) was used by winston churchil.
all in all , a pretty sureal 2days
ps , sold my 1007 aswel ,,,,,,,,,
ive already had a bad month ,,,,,, what with the dog etc ,,,,,,,, bank balance gone down by 2k lol ,,,,, ,,, then on top of that ,,,,,, im driving down narb rd looking for some fast food .
when ,,,, unbeknowing to me (at this point) a fight between a piss head and some pikeys occurs in a chicken house ,,,,,,,,,,,, the fight sprawls out on to the street ,,,,,, where one of the pikeys smashes a bottle over the piss heads face ,,,,,,, despite blood pouring every where , the piss head gives chase ,,,,,,in to the rd ,,,,,,,, the pikey narrowly misses my corsa , i slam on the brakes but its too late ,,,,,,, my bumper hits the piss head legs , which catapults his head through my windscreen ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, blood fucking everywhere .
miraculously the piss head , is so pissed ,,,,, he feels nothing ,,,,,,,, and is still swinging his fists around at any bystander ffs .
pikey long gone
so the police/ambulance arrive etc ,,,,,,,,,,, the piss head calms down , and is carted off in the ambulance ,,,,,,,,,,( apparently his injuries from the bottle and my car , are bad but not life threatening pheww),,,,, i give a statement to the police , which is backed up by a cpl of witnesses etc ,,,,,,,,, im completely exonerated ,,,,,,,, but still feel bad for the lad obviously .
so have to drive (in brother-in-law van today to pick up a sofa for tracy) about 15 miles from oxford , (leaving the job of replacing my corsa windscreen to a m8, which thankfully gets done for the small sum of £85 + 25 for my m8,,,,,,,, its an old economic banger so obviously 3rd party ,,,,,,, just paid it out my pocket )
the postcode given by the seller leads to a fucking mansion ,,,,its huge , and as were driving up the looonnng graveld driveway we see theres smaller staff houses within the drive,,, i shit you not ,,,(we feel like del n rodney , coming to clean the chandeliers lol),,,, its called buckland house,,,,,,,,, (im thinking why anyone who lives here is bothering to sell a sofa on ebay is beyond me) ,,,,,,,,,,,,, i ring the doorbell and this unassuming old fellow answers ,,,,,, (with the typical trophy posh snooty bitch to the manor born wife) ,,,,,,,,, he seems very pleasant , but his wife is going mental calling security and generally looking down her nose at us ,,,,,,,,,, neither of them are selling any sofa and know nothing about it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, theres range rovers approaching etc ,,,,,,,,, but we have done nothing wrong ,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, it turns out one of the security gards is selling the sofa , and the situation sorts itself out ,,,,,,,, the old fellow shakes my hand and were on our way.
i ring tracy and explai the situation ,,,,,,, she does a bit of google on buckland house,,,,,,,,, , and it turns out , the old gent is called patrick mcnally ,,,,,,,,,, he's only bernie ecclelstones partner ,,,,,,,,,,in 2005 he was worth 361 million acording to forbes,,,,,, owns 9 houses in the immediate vicinity ,,,,,,, and once dated sarah fergusson before she got with andrew.
the house he bought in 2004 (and paid for its restoration ) was used by winston churchil.
all in all , a pretty sureal 2days
ps , sold my 1007 aswel ,,,,,,,,,
