east coast traveller's tale
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:38 am
ok ,,,,, ady , bik , martin , chris(non player m
and myself ,,,,,,,,,,, loaded up the car with fuel doritoes and budwieser ,,,,,,,,,,, at 7.30 am friday ,,,,,,, and got on the road east coast bound .
first stop ,,,,,,,,,,,,, after a long drive
ops: leicester mcdonalds
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cant knock them double sausage n egg mcmufins meals (fat bastards) ,,,,,,,,,,,,, now theres always one annoying twat ,,,,,,,,,, this time its bik ,,,,,,,, ''erm can i have ,,,,, erm ,,,, im vegatarian ,,,,,,, erm ,,,,,,,, i know ,,,,,, can i have a plain egg mcmuffin please ,,,,,,,,, erm no egg please ? ''
bik ,,,,you plonk ,,,,,,,,,,, theres nothing in it now ,,,,,,,,,, just the muffin
anyway back to the car , (apart from me being teatotal, and driving ) everyone has at least 3 beers ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and the usual array of small paki jokes start flooding out at bik's expense lol ,,,,,,,,,,,, but bik dont care ,,,,,, he keeps muttering something about white bastards gonna blow you all up etc ,,,,,,,,,,,,, to taunts of ''we're not worried bik , you've got to reach the plunger first ya shortarse black cunt lol'' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, all harmless fun
next stop lincoln ,,,,,,,,, piss in some derelict car park ,,,,,,,,,, top up fags etc
then straight to mablethorpe ,,,,,,,,,, lots of nice large trees on the way , and as we have a rope in the boot , lynching the paki becomes an option and is discussed in great detail , but everyone too pissed to be arsed ,,,,,,,,,,,
ahhh mablethorpe ,,,,,,,,,, lovely ......bik trys to get the all day parking fee of £3 discounted ,,,, attendant having none of it lol,,,,,,,,,,,. we decide at this point ,,,,,,,,, to visit every pub n arcade religiously ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, all whack 20 into a kitty for drinks pool and anything deemed playable. ,,,,,,,,,, (but everyone to use their own money for £5 nostalgic crumbly bandits n 500's etc,,,,,,,,,,
first pub play killer for a 5er win out the kitty , plus drinks etc ,,,,,,,,,, kitty looking at 80quid or thereabouts ,,,,,,,,,,,,, cpl more arcades n pubs ,,,,,,,each pub costing about 15quid with pool etc,,,,,, we do an alien (there for 2) which resurrect's the kitty a bit ,,,,,,,,, ( a young muscle bound player sharks us , but soon fucks off when we get our first pot lol)
on to chapel n robin hood section ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, play in all the arcades etc ,,,,,,,and any pub between there and ingomells,,,,,, kitty looking desperate ,,,,,,,,
play every arcade and pub ,,,,,,,,,,, kitty screaming for mercy ,,,,,,,, but a 35 crazy cash point takes it back up to around £60
ady n me decide to play two 500 rainbow riches next to each other ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ady gets a 70win off a 5ver ,,,,,,,,,,, you spawny twat ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im spurned on by jealously n rage ,,,,,, i get 66 deep (almost sweating lol) for a 75 win ,,,,,,,,,,, £9 up *note to self* *dont let pride make a fool out of your discipline * ,,,,,,,,,, ady then gets involved with a golden game clone ,,,,,,, but manages to luckily get out after a longgggg battle with a 7quid loss ,,,,,,, like i said ,,,, spawny twat
a cpl more games of pool ,,,,,,,,,,, n off we finally get to skeg (that pub next to dunes has been ripped down)
the kitty is battered to the point of mercy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but theres hope in the form of two mega's and an electro on the two front pubs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, electro not numbering ,,,,,,, surprise surprise ,,,,,,,,,,,, but do fat on the megas ,,,,,,,,,,,, to the tune of a fresh revitalised kitty of £126 ,,,,,,,, yeahhhh get in.
finally finish in an indian restaurant ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, bik is talking to them in hindi and laughing ,,,,,,, we arnt ,,,,,,,,, suddenly were looking at possible SPECIAL currys £71 spent ,,,,,,,, n rest of kitty split ,,,,,,,,, £11 back each .
taking the fuel money and breakfasts etc into account ,,,,,,,,,, the perfect lads day out ,,,,,, nobody spent more than £20 ,,,,,,,,,,, n ady n me were a cpl of quid up
lonnngggg drive home ,,,,,,,,, drop everybody home around 2am
top day.

first stop ,,,,,,,,,,,,, after a long drive


bik ,,,,you plonk ,,,,,,,,,,, theres nothing in it now ,,,,,,,,,, just the muffin
anyway back to the car , (apart from me being teatotal, and driving ) everyone has at least 3 beers ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and the usual array of small paki jokes start flooding out at bik's expense lol ,,,,,,,,,,,, but bik dont care ,,,,,, he keeps muttering something about white bastards gonna blow you all up etc ,,,,,,,,,,,,, to taunts of ''we're not worried bik , you've got to reach the plunger first ya shortarse black cunt lol'' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, all harmless fun
next stop lincoln ,,,,,,,,, piss in some derelict car park ,,,,,,,,,, top up fags etc
then straight to mablethorpe ,,,,,,,,,, lots of nice large trees on the way , and as we have a rope in the boot , lynching the paki becomes an option and is discussed in great detail , but everyone too pissed to be arsed ,,,,,,,,,,,
ahhh mablethorpe ,,,,,,,,,, lovely ......bik trys to get the all day parking fee of £3 discounted ,,,, attendant having none of it lol,,,,,,,,,,,. we decide at this point ,,,,,,,,, to visit every pub n arcade religiously ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, all whack 20 into a kitty for drinks pool and anything deemed playable. ,,,,,,,,,, (but everyone to use their own money for £5 nostalgic crumbly bandits n 500's etc,,,,,,,,,,
first pub play killer for a 5er win out the kitty , plus drinks etc ,,,,,,,,,, kitty looking at 80quid or thereabouts ,,,,,,,,,,,,, cpl more arcades n pubs ,,,,,,,each pub costing about 15quid with pool etc,,,,,, we do an alien (there for 2) which resurrect's the kitty a bit ,,,,,,,,, ( a young muscle bound player sharks us , but soon fucks off when we get our first pot lol)
on to chapel n robin hood section ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, play in all the arcades etc ,,,,,,,and any pub between there and ingomells,,,,,, kitty looking desperate ,,,,,,,,
play every arcade and pub ,,,,,,,,,,, kitty screaming for mercy ,,,,,,,, but a 35 crazy cash point takes it back up to around £60
ady n me decide to play two 500 rainbow riches next to each other ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ady gets a 70win off a 5ver ,,,,,,,,,,, you spawny twat ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im spurned on by jealously n rage ,,,,,, i get 66 deep (almost sweating lol) for a 75 win ,,,,,,,,,,, £9 up *note to self* *dont let pride make a fool out of your discipline * ,,,,,,,,,, ady then gets involved with a golden game clone ,,,,,,, but manages to luckily get out after a longgggg battle with a 7quid loss ,,,,,,, like i said ,,,, spawny twat
a cpl more games of pool ,,,,,,,,,,, n off we finally get to skeg (that pub next to dunes has been ripped down)
the kitty is battered to the point of mercy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but theres hope in the form of two mega's and an electro on the two front pubs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, electro not numbering ,,,,,,, surprise surprise ,,,,,,,,,,,, but do fat on the megas ,,,,,,,,,,,, to the tune of a fresh revitalised kitty of £126 ,,,,,,,, yeahhhh get in.
finally finish in an indian restaurant ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, bik is talking to them in hindi and laughing ,,,,,,, we arnt ,,,,,,,,, suddenly were looking at possible SPECIAL currys £71 spent ,,,,,,,, n rest of kitty split ,,,,,,,,, £11 back each .
taking the fuel money and breakfasts etc into account ,,,,,,,,,, the perfect lads day out ,,,,,, nobody spent more than £20 ,,,,,,,,,,, n ady n me were a cpl of quid up
lonnngggg drive home ,,,,,,,,, drop everybody home around 2am
top day.