World's most wanted man killed

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:40 am

Robin Hood has announced that the world's most wanted man and chief programmer for BFM, Osama Bin Laden, has been killed after his merry men had tracked him down to a small flat above a kebab shop in Lenton, just a small distance from the headquarters of the notorious fruit machine terrorist organisation. The man who masterminded a series of atrociously programmed Deal Or No Deal themed fruit machines was killed by a single arrow after a raid by a small group of the Sherwood Forest based special agents. Immediately large crowds gathered outside The Joseph Else to celebrate. Mr Hood warned people to still be vigilant and on high alert for reprisals by sympathetic to de-Al Ornodeal who are still planning further machines based on another fashionless bearded midget, No El Edmonds. He added "Osama may be dead but the idea lives on, just look at Live The Dream".

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:47 am

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:23 pm

Cheers, George. Only an amateur compared to a litterateur like yourself.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon May 02, 2011 2:31 pm

"de-Al Ornodeal "

made me snigger!!!

Oddfeet63 · Post by **Oddfeet63** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:23 pm

Gotta be bull all that time and effort they kill him then just bury him at sea yea whatever

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:34 pm

Oddfeet63 wrote:Gotta be bull all that time and effort they kill him then just bury him at sea yea whatever

Do you think they woud bluff this one ? How much propoganda would there be if Bin Laden popped up alive (have they looked in Slough ?) ?

I'm Mike will come up with a conspiracy theory or three.

MrRed · Post by **MrRed** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:03 pm

So they do take the Bin's out on a bank holiday afterall

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:28 pm

MrRed wrote:So they do take the Bin's out on a bank holiday afterall

someone just told me that one, many more jokes will hopefully be welcome.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon May 02, 2011 6:29 pm

It's all bollox. I've just seen him in my local spar buying lemon cup cakes.

Mr Move It · Post by **Mr Move It** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:37 pm

Well, we know what's going to be on television this week:

MONDAY:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAY:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "Bowling For Food"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAY:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAY:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionaire"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:02 pm

itv 1 sat ,,,,,,,,, britain's got talibans
bbc fri ,,,,,,,,,, middle eastenders

ma71lda · Post by **ma71lda** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:25 pm

We need that Mike bloke to show up, don't we?

I'm very dubious about the whole situation. The worlds most wanted man killed and thrown to sea smells of bs to me, but what made me laugh was his compound being a stones throw from a Pakistani Army base!!! Unless, they (Pakistani Army) knew he was there all along because apparantly the U.S knew his whereabouts for over two years.

If he HAS deffo been killed I doubt it was this morning. I think it was possibly a couple of days before the Royal Wedding. That would have given them time to do an autopsy, conjur a story up and avoid a hasty terrorist attack on Friday. Very plausible, but probably very wrong too.

All we know is the Yanks are the heroes....again.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:37 pm

I've bolded my 3 favourite ones!

6.00 G-Had TV. Morning prayers.
8.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky
repair a Stinger missile launcher.
9.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
11.00 Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another
attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.
12.00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out
of everyday objects.
12.30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas attempts to
take over the world.
13.30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and
does some cooking.
14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese
rocket launchers to Hamas.
14.30 Green Peter. The total number of Kalashnikovs bought by the
milk bottle top appeal is revealed.
15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah
Kaskhain asks the questions.'Starter for ten, no praying.'
15.30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year,
including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the
destruction of pagan idols.
16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face questions from
political and religious leaders.
17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for
adultery.
17.30 Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic
behaviour.
18.00 Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.
18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the
63,728th week running?
19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the
questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah',
or ask the Islamic council?
20.00 FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go
undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.
21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and
executed this week?
22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous
destroyers of the infidel.
23.30 They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating in the
'don't feel the Mullah' round.
00.00 When Islams attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in
mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.
12.30 The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at
anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.
01.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:41 pm

Autopsy report

27 body shots. Cause of death. Lead poisoning.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:00 pm

elton has released a tribute song ............... sandals in the bin

bush tried n failed
clinton tried n failed
obama tried and succeeded

morale to the story is ,,,,,,,,,, you want somebody killed , hire a black man

bit racist that last one ,,,,,,,, sorry for any offence ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

r.i.p hide n seek world champion dies (2001 - 2011)

and ,,,,,,,,,,, the 9 remaining americas most wanted rejoice as they move up a ranking