Fruit Machine Chat

nahhhh only joking ,,,,,,,,,,, more of a traveller's tale really ,,,,,,,

warning ,,,,could still be pointless ,,,,,,,,, and there are gonna be a few location giveaways along the way ,,,,,,,, but only well covered easily find/drop on/come across locations


wed ,,,,,,,, had to go to colchester on an ebay errand ,,,,,,,,

so picked martal up at 6.30 am ,,,,,,,,,, n decided to make a day of it. ,,,,,,,,,,,,, now decided to just stick to main rds sort of ,,,,,,,, just play whatever we came across ,,,,,,( no internet search blanket coverage of any particular area bollocks'' so no need for any of you clever dicks to say ha ha ha you missed this n that etc)

gets to a leicester spoons for doors for a mega ,,,,,,,,,, to be told by a cleaner that they weren't opening till 8 today ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, grrr ,,,,,,,,, so nowt else for it ,,,,,, maccy d's for an hour ,,,,,,,,,,, cant knock the double sausage n egg muffins ,,,,,,,,,,,,, but ho hum grrr could have spent another hour in bed. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, anyhow spent £6.38 ,,,,,,,, but worth the wait , made 50 on the mega

drives to peterborough ,,,,,,,,,, empire in the train station ,,,,,,,,, nothing unexpected here £3 in , walk lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, parks back of spoons ,,,,, mega on 7-14-22 lol ,,,,,,,, walk ,,,,,, still early so not waiting for other pubs to open,,,

peterborough services ,,,,,,,,,, shock result make 30 on empire ,,,,,,,,, still in shock ???

drive on

i wont mention the next location , in case its someone's regular ,,,,,,,,, but a smash the cash next ,found in a hotel ,,,,,,,,,, looked a bit clique , ordered myself a gorgeous hot chocolate and martin a latte,,,,,,, nearly £6 wtf ? ,,,,,,,,,,,, some lad playing the smash , clearly doin his bollocks ,,,,,taking every feature,, he moves onto the dond next to it,,,,,, so i casually walk over and slip in a 20note ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, gets top off £16 ,, 54raise ,,,,,,,,,, i try to act the innocent munter but the lad storms out the place , slams his glass down , face like a smacked arse etc lol ,,,,,,,,,,,

i think it was cambridge next ,,,,,,,,, practically a drive through ,,,,,,,, just the spoons and a few more town centre checks ,,,,,,,,,, we leave just parking fees n coffee down ,

think it was newmarket next ,,,,,,,,,,, found nowt interesting but had a light sandwich lunch with a 50p 70 pot gold ,,,,,,,,,40 involved cob'd it for 40 ,,,,,, walked lunch n parking down.

sudbury next , spoons , assuming its a daily filler puts £30 in a tioli not backing so just collect it out again ,,,,,,,,, goin to walk out drinks down but puts a quid in the banker rings twice for a cob 70 ,,,,,,,, result of the day.

next we drive to clacton on sea ,,,,,,,,,, passing a few 2for1 type traffic island pubs ,,,,,,,, play nothing .......


clacton has an electro in a pub next to pier ,,,,,,,,,,,, not numbering lol ,,,,,,,,, but martin skillfully plays a cpl of £5 extremes ,,,,,,,, so up about £6 ..... lol .

i now spend £12 on sugary crap for the folks back home ,,,,,, sticks of rock , sugar dummies , popcorn , fudge , nugget etc.

gets to colchester about 10.30pm ,,,,,,,,,, deals with ebay errand ,,,,,,,,, no time to check pubs ,,,,,,,,,,,, starts the slowwwwwwww 140 mile drive home ,,,,,, .

pasties n shit , energy drinks ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, get home ,,,,,,, about 1.30 am totally knackered (been awake since 5am previous ),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

52 gone in fuel , god knows how much money on food drinks parking etc

+

75 each profit ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, not bad for a day out.



ps . sorry if this was pointless n boring ,,,,,,,, but some members love traveller's tales.

Captain Discipline getting involved in cashpot donds(megas aside) and tioli's? Cor blimey!!!!!

I played that deadmans on pier pub Monday morn, was ready but shocking as usual. Waste of time these days.

You didn't miss much in Colchester

Turk does that smash in huntingdon hotel! Hope you didnt cost him money! :-)

i nearly went down clacton today after felixstowe,didnt bother tho

you shouldve checed the other platform in peterborough station

it wouldn't have mattered what was on the other side would it ,,,,,,,,,,,, whoever did the empire would have done whatever it is.



other than the mega in leicester ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, everything else was new (to us) ,,,,,,, a pure checking day ,,,,,,,

all expenses paid ,,,,,,, n ,,,,,, well fed ,,,,,,,,, +150 profit

settle for that any day





just eating one of those clacton sticks of rock now ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, theres a warning on the wrapper ,,,,,,,, about the sugar rush content for children ,,,,,, it says may have adverse affect on activity and attention in children ,

wha a load of b
ollock
s

dont b
elieve a word


i can fly everybody ,,,,,,,,,,,,, FLLLLLYYYYYYYY.

:P

ive typed on a ps3 before,
i could never write that much on a pad lol.

so your saying the empire was dead then the alien over the side had to be dead?rarely the case in there alien normally ready empire normally dead dunno why that is

pickareel wrote:so your saying the empire was dead then the alien over the side had to be dead?rarely the case in there alien normally ready empire normally dead dunno why that is

every idiot knows epires, not so many aliens.

pickareel wrote:so your saying the empire was dead then the alien over the side had to be dead?rarely the case in there alien normally ready empire normally dead dunno why that is

yeah maybe we should have taken a look then , fair point ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, just couldn't be arsed lol

bit of a trek over there,sign which tells people on the steps to keep right....which they never do,nice bird behind the counter (to fit to be english)