Fruit Machine Chat

It's 2011 and it's Fruitchat.

Let's have another pointless thread.

What about?

Fobt roulette being rigged. No point, it's not.

Gary Chandlers age? No point he's 17, STILL!!!

Who would win in a fight between Kesh and this Feeder bloke? No point, kesh would throw a punnet of strawberrys in his face blinding him.

Security Teams? No point, boring.

Master Of Games/John32/Pound? No point, they r all the same.

The latest bookies scam? No point, redlinesman has already touched on that.

Heat/switch offs/fire? Boring, been done a million times.

Liverpool FC/Murderers/stuck in the past c**ts? Yes let's.....King kenny? Ha ha u lot are as bad as the Geordies with king Kev. Enjoy ur battle for 8th place!! Don't tell me.........Next season could be ur time? Yawn. Heard it for 20 years. Good once. Shit now. Fact.

Libya? Why are we bombing nutters? Again?

The weather? It's got cold again

The word Raise? Let's talk about the word raise.

What about Pingu? Very amusing the way they talk isn't it?

Friday night dinner? I like the bloke with Wilson the dog.

BBC breakfast news? I really fancy that hottie with the black hair. I forget her name.

Pick and Mix? What's ur favourite?

Darts premier league final? I've got tickets. Anybody going?

The cost of petrol? Fucking disgrace eh? - See bombing nutters.

Women? I like big butts and I cannot lie.

What happens when we die? I believe after death, there is nothing. Rip off from partridge.

Ban me.

Red wine? Yes please.

Treating myself for breakfast in the morning. Better sleep.

"He's bad to the bone. Aint you, Tyrone..."

"Course I am!"

Mark Heap is an excellent actor.

BFK, you've missed out the Alien threads :P (although that may have gone under the John32 bit)

Friday night dinner mum is quite nice isn't she. I also liked the female visitor in the last episode. She very hot.

Enjoy ur weetabix George pot jack. I'm not lying in bed. I'm rowing my £500 B3. still no £500. I've tried everything. Where is steelfix when u need him? I've invited lottaluck rob down, he'll get it for me.

I'll reply to ur pm shortly JG when I have more evidence.

Oh and spa, I do apollogise. I got it off a criminal who for obvious reasons will not be named!!! No not really. I know a local from an arcade. I gave him £1.5k for it. I get to keep it for 3 months. I made a deal that I'd sell it back to him for £1.2k.

I doubt it's worth more than £2k anyway. As arcades are dying on there arses, they'll soon become cheap as chips.

Master Of Games/John32/Pound? No point, they r all the same.

And I thought BFK was all right... I remember I wronged him once and apologised publicly. I now retract my apology.

You have hurt me now, I'm deeply scarred within. Thank you BFK, you really know how to ....oh forget it.

Whatever I say or do, there's always some cunt on here who wants to have a go. I'll be very surprised if my post count ever reaches 1000.

Nice of you to refer to Liverpool fans as 'murderers' on a day like today, classy guy, get a fucking clue or better still go and deface a fruit machine you legend.

Yeah, what a CUNT!

fuck liverpool/hillsbourgh, its 99 years since the titanic sank... that was 15 times as many people.

Hillsborough is still fairly fresh in the mind though. R.I.P

It is a sad day for myself and many, many more, if you feel the need to joke about 96 football fans as young as 15 going to watch the game and losing there lives then that's up to you. I've been to many, many grounds and met many people who have shown enough respect for the tragedy for me to rise above the 'jokes' and flippant hurtful remarks made by morons, justice for the 96 r.i.p.

Get over it mate. Like ur scum don't make fun of Munich? I've been to ur shithole and heard it for myself.

BFK you are really being a complete FUCKING PRICK now...

I vote for banning such a cunt. No need for this. Mods, step in before....ah, its too late, he's already gone TOO FAR. He has dug his own grave with this thread. Pitiful.

BFK wrote:Get over it mate. Like ur scum don't make fun of Munich? I've been to ur shithole and heard it for myself.

Well done winner.