Fruit Machine Chat

Fixed. 22 picks without a malteaser truffle.

harry2 wrote:Fixed. 22 picks without a malteaser truffle.

Surely they would be fined though harry!

[url]http://www,bbc.co.uk/news/mars_fined_for_randomness_breach[/url]

workers at the mars factory have complained to management regarding their recent miniscule pay rise.


a spokesman for the management said '' we dont like to look at it as small ,,,,,, we see it as funsize'' :P

Yorkie bars are down from 6 chunks to 5, the tight bastards.

Best bar ever.. HAPPY COWS

Funniest poll for a long time ,certainly beats the bollox in the general section.

I think it's rigged though,you certainly seem to get loads of the milky way skanks. I.e the cheaper ones.

Mind you we tend to notice these ones more.



http://www.chocolatiersfallacy.com

im JUST NOT having any of this bollocks


of course chocolate is fixed ,,,,,,, i bought one of those lindt bars the other day ,,,,, said it was on 70% cocoa BOLLOCKS ,,,,,,,, tasted more 30%

look if anyone wants a wager for 150 terry's oranges ,,,,,,, ill be there

trayhop123 wrote:im JUST NOT having any of this bollocks


of course chocolate is fixed ,,,,,,, i bought one of those lindt bars the other day ,,,,, said it was on 70% cocoa BOLLOCKS ,,,,,,,, tasted more 30%

look if anyone wants a wager for 150 terry's oranges ,,,,,,, ill be there

I am with Lee on this one. I went to three different shops today and opened 3 different boxes of celebrations and randomly picked 10 chocolates from each box! This was the sequence,

Box 1. Snickers, Bounty, Galaxy, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Bounty, Snickers.

Box 2. Mars, Teaser, Galaxy, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Galaxy, Teaser.

Box 3. Teaser, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Galaxy, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars.

Don't tell me thats not a fix!!!!!!!! This is not random!!!!!

Kinda related - I once had a tube of Smarties that were all orange. Machines probably mix the different types pseudo-random but isn't fail safe, so you get misshapes and Celebrations/Heroes/Etc with an abundance of one type of pick. My tube of Smarties was just another example.

Had it happen with crisps too. One packet that was crammed full, and in the same batch, another packet that only had about 2 crisps in it lol :P (going back to my days when I worked in a shop).

Mr Move It wrote:Kinda related - I once had a tube of Smarties that were all orange. Machines probably mix the different types pseudo-random but isn't fail safe, so you get misshapes and Celebrations/Heroes/Etc with an abundance of one type of pick. My tube of Smarties was just another example.

Had it happen with crisps too. One packet that was crammed full, and in the same batch, another packet that only had about 2 crisps in it lol :P (going back to my days when I worked in a shop).

The worst thing about crisps is when they put them in a huge bag and when you open them about a quarter of the bag is full! :x Sorry, you already said that, I am skull fucked

No worries Stevie. It's Friday night. Enjoy the drinkage :-)

You are a crackin poster Mr Move It .

Thanks dude :-)