Chocolate!

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:26 pm

Fixed. 22 picks without a malteaser truffle.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:27 pm

harry2 wrote:Fixed. 22 picks without a malteaser truffle.

Surely they would be fined though harry!

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:35 pm

[url]http://www,bbc.co.uk/news/mars_fined_for_randomness_breach[/url]

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:48 pm

workers at the mars factory have complained to management regarding their recent miniscule pay rise.

a spokesman for the management said '' we dont like to look at it as small ,,,,,, we see it as funsize'' :P

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:53 pm

Yorkie bars are down from 6 chunks to 5, the tight bastards.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:09 am

Best bar ever.. HAPPY COWS

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:39 am

Funniest poll for a long time ,certainly beats the bollox in the general section.

I think it's rigged though,you certainly seem to get loads of the milky way skanks. I.e the cheaper ones.

Mind you we tend to notice these ones more.

http://www.chocolatiersfallacy.com

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:00 pm

im JUST NOT having any of this bollocks

of course chocolate is fixed ,,,,,,, i bought one of those lindt bars the other day ,,,,, said it was on 70% cocoa BOLLOCKS ,,,,,,,, tasted more 30%

look if anyone wants a wager for 150 terry's oranges ,,,,,,, ill be there

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:31 pm

trayhop123 wrote:im JUST NOT having any of this bollocks

of course chocolate is fixed ,,,,,,, i bought one of those lindt bars the other day ,,,,, said it was on 70% cocoa BOLLOCKS ,,,,,,,, tasted more 30%

look if anyone wants a wager for 150 terry's oranges ,,,,,,, ill be there

I am with Lee on this one. I went to three different shops today and opened 3 different boxes of celebrations and randomly picked 10 chocolates from each box! This was the sequence,

Box 1. Snickers, Bounty, Galaxy, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Bounty, Snickers.

Box 2. Mars, Teaser, Galaxy, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Galaxy, Teaser.

Box 3. Teaser, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Bounty, Galaxy, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars.

Don't tell me thats not a fix!!!!!!!! This is not random!!!!!

Mr Move It · Post by **Mr Move It** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:51 pm

Kinda related - I once had a tube of Smarties that were all orange. Machines probably mix the different types pseudo-random but isn't fail safe, so you get misshapes and Celebrations/Heroes/Etc with an abundance of one type of pick. My tube of Smarties was just another example.

Had it happen with crisps too. One packet that was crammed full, and in the same batch, another packet that only had about 2 crisps in it lol :P (going back to my days when I worked in a shop).

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:06 pm

Mr Move It wrote:Kinda related - I once had a tube of Smarties that were all orange. Machines probably mix the different types pseudo-random but isn't fail safe, so you get misshapes and Celebrations/Heroes/Etc with an abundance of one type of pick. My tube of Smarties was just another example.

Had it happen with crisps too. One packet that was crammed full, and in the same batch, another packet that only had about 2 crisps in it lol :P (going back to my days when I worked in a shop).

The worst thing about crisps is when they put them in a huge bag and when you open them about a quarter of the bag is full! :x Sorry, you already said that, I am skull fucked

Mr Move It · Post by **Mr Move It** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:19 pm

No worries Stevie. It's Friday night. Enjoy the drinkage :-)

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:47 pm

You are a crackin poster Mr Move It

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Mr Move It · Post by **Mr Move It** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:22 am

Thanks dude :-)

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