Fruit Machine Chat

Crikey, what a night! Went for a curry, and the missus made me polish of a few glasses of wine on top of me' beer (I don't do wine!!!) so here we are!

Right, my round Demmy, whatdya fancy? Teekers, it's on me, anyone else? Quick, the bucks are out, and they won't be out for long... Mine's a Magners. Oit, Spyder, watch that womans tit will you?

Mine's a Fosters mate

There you go my friend, oops, you might want a flake in that. It appears Demmerz needs to invoke a tad more training for his bar staff...

My staff are in need of training - we offer a free flake if any beer has more than 2" of head on it. They should know by now to give a 2" head and no more