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Joke
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:03 pm
by Scott
Time for another joke thread, the Andy Gray ones should be coming thick and fast shortly.
What did the Cowboy lingerie model say?
The Silky bras are on me
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:32 pm
by titchno1
What do you call an irish woman with two cunts?
Jedwards Mum
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:07 pm
by BFK
Gamestec
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:04 pm
by holdthebells
Following the controversial comments made by Andy Gray and Richard Keys the female linesman involved has revealed that these comments didnt actually upset her.
She was quite upset however when she turned up to the match and found out that the referee and other linesman were wearing the same outfit!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:35 pm
by MrRed
When I woke up this morning I thought I was in a nursery rhyme
Hump... Tea....dump....tea
Shhhhhh!!.......Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.......And you're gonna love it...................But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it............Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you big time.....Lots of love, Petrol prices xx
I've just booked a table for valentines day. I hope it goes better than last year, she got really upset and didn't pot a fucking ball all night.....
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:40 pm
by MrRed
Arnold schwarzenneger has just been asked if he wants to switch to windows 7
He said I still love vista baby
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:11 pm
by sir ratholer
Just downloaded the new FIFA 11 update.
The commentarys nothing much different, but when the mrs picked up the controller, Andy gray shouted 'put that fucking controller down and get back in the kitchen'!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:29 pm
by MrRed
Sexism in football???
A bit of a Gray area
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:46 am
by holdthebells
I think Andy Gray and Richard Keys should be sacked for their sexist comments and replaced with a female presenter .... Preferably one with big tits....
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:06 pm
by Istenem
why do spanish men beat their wives?
because they deserve it.