Following the controversial comments made by Andy Gray and Richard Keys the female linesman involved has revealed that these comments didnt actually upset her.
She was quite upset however when she turned up to the match and found out that the referee and other linesman were wearing the same outfit!
When I woke up this morning I thought I was in a nursery rhyme
Hump... Tea....dump....tea
Shhhhhh!!.......Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you.......And you're gonna love it...................But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it............Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you big time.....Lots of love, Petrol prices xx
I've just booked a table for valentines day. I hope it goes better than last year, she got really upset and didn't pot a fucking ball all night.....
The commentarys nothing much different, but when the mrs picked up the controller, Andy gray shouted 'put that fucking controller down and get back in the kitchen'!
I think Andy Gray and Richard Keys should be sacked for their sexist comments and replaced with a female presenter .... Preferably one with big tits....