daft & stupid

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:07 pm

this will sound daft and stupid but i want to see if there will be any replys to this post. c'mon,lets have a laugh

what you have to do is write the next couple of lines to form a story.it can be about anything...

i'll go first........

One sunny day, three lads were walking down the street when Clive,the eldest lad,found a wallet.He opened it to find a gold card and 200 quid in cash.Little Timmy,his mate,suggested they went to............................................

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:16 pm

(strangely enough, I was thinking this exact same idea for a thread...)

........ a brothel after all the gold card was for the exotic-sounding "Hilda 's Pump and Humphouse" on the High Street. So Clive, Timmy and Nebuchadnezzar rush off to the whorehouse. No sooner were they in the door when...

ssgtsnelly · Post by **ssgtsnelly** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:21 pm

timmy spotted a DNA in the corner...right next to it was a half naked Stacy...

thoughts ran through his head.............

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:32 pm

So, he proceeded to stick some in the slot, but numerous 'slot-putting' was required before she'd start 'backing'...

...Finally dumped the load, and the three of them left happily, heading down towards...

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:01 pm

....Mr Kipplings,he was the local baker.They decided to buy a large frumdekker pie.They went down to the park where they sat on a swing.
Just as Timmy bit into his slice,he was amazed to find.........

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:31 pm

A £1 coin which he then took to the local boozer to find his uncles brother there forcing a backing Yabba, Clive bought a pint for everyone and

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:44 pm

Nebuchadnezzar decided that he would order a Nebuchadnezzar of champers to celebrate the £1 find. The three got slowly drunk on expensive plonk, before deciding......

nudgesuk · Post by **nudgesuk** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:11 pm

To go to the local housing estate where they come accross 3 guys who challenge them to a fight but the boys run off and one of them actually shits his pants so its off home to change them and to.......

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:57 pm

... call to Timmys grandma's for that horse tip she got while down at the club on saturday.Doris,the grandma,is well known for her gambling and often makes trips to wolverhampton on saturday nights.Timmy got the tip and gave his grandma a great big.......

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:27 pm

tin of Cadbury's Miniature Heroes. However, some cheeky bastard had opened it already and nicked the ...

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:16 pm

free re-fill key cadburys was giving away for this one week only.it had to be someone in the family who had taken it,but who ?? he was sure it was uncle dave,he was the jail bird,the drug dealer,the house burgling geezer with love & hate tattooed on his knuckles.he approached uncle dave and asked him where the key was.Dave just said...........

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:28 pm

I got caught using it on a full D&N and was ripping a nice £50 out of it and got caught and had the key taken off me.

Debz · Post by **Debz** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:45 am

LOL! OH!! i was enjoying reading that while i was at work!

itsme · Post by **itsme** » Thu May 29, 2008 9:22 pm

Timmy got a mad voice in his head telling him to go to ..........

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Thu May 29, 2008 9:56 pm

so he went and resurrected a million year-old thread on fruitchat