Fruit Machine Chat

...And have been frying an apple for the last hour. The damn thing still isnt 'cooked' :P

Ok, If anyone thinks wow what a good idea, im gonna fry an apple. Dont, its not healthy, not quick, not sensible, not not greasy.....

But more importantly its not nice..... at all. Shocking eh?

Darrenthe food critic. x

Alcohol is bad for u and confuses the brain.

Stick to red wine and conversations with older women, that won't get u into any trouble.

I had a few bevvies last night, wasnt really all that hammered either and would have biked home from the boozer perfectly fine, IF, the handlebars didnt somehow come loose and spun around when i attempted to get some speed up, fucks sake!



I re tightened the fucker using a 2 foot long breakers bar earlier, i very much doubt it will be able to come undone again!

ya chipped ya tooth ?

Yeah, what a bastard lol

Needless to say, landlord and fellow bar staff found it all highly amusing the next day, although i do have to say they did make a point of making sure that i was definately ok before they started takin the piss, "Drunk last night clarkey? No, let me guess, just your legs were, again!" or "what you drinking dan, tequila slammer sound good?" bastards!

I was apparently more pissed than i thought i was, as i alledgedly fell out of the door near enough on leaving and had to be steadied by the aforementioned landlord, id imagine that was just the cold air hitting me tho, as i was sober enough to cook myself bacon sarnies and have 2 more cans when i got in, so i couldnt have been that bad.

So im either going to have to pay though the nose to get it repaired in time, or go out over christmas, and raving on NYE with a broken tooth.

Clarky is that r2d2 in the backrond lol

thecannonball89 wrote:Clarky is that r2d2 in the backrond lol

hehe

Those plants need watering too