Fruit Machine Chat

Thought of an invention?


I've got one.

As I get really pissed off in London with everyone in the way, and people walking towards me, refusing to budge as if they're on rails. And others not looking where they're going while on their phone.

Now I have a solution.

Remember the "bumper" things on the pin-ball tables?
Well I'd like to have a larger one that fits round me so I can just bump those other passengers out of the way.

Probably not the best invention (due to the fact it has already been invented), but it's a start.

Any others?

i would invent a small german dog.

A little button that resets lanlords back to factory settings.

an automatic bullshit detector , sort of like spell-checker , but for social networking sites such as fruitchat ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, stop people lying about what they've made etc.



failing that , an invisibility suit so i can rob banks and hit the girls showers ops:

a new beer that you can drink as much of as you like without having to worry about a belly or hangovers ,yet still retains all the flavour of a traditional tipple.

"i can't believe it's not bitter"

I have an application with Dragons Den for a device relating to dynamic media.

For a money spinner I would suggest JDspoonz have their own fruitie distribution team.

I thought of something a while back and its to do with those 4-way extension leads. Its probably been thought of and if it hasn't then I doubt it is feasible.

I think if you live in a high up place and go to work in a low down place, JG's pulleys will get you to work. Simply step out your bedroom window, hook up to your own personal pulley and weeeeeeeeeeee off you go...the wind is in your hair and no more annoying traffic.

Duncan Bannnnnananannanananatynetynetynefogonthetyneismineohminefogonthetyneisminetine would say "This is totally looooodicrooos, how do you get back home?" [Simples - you catch a bus] and Theo Parfitis would say "A CHILD MAY GET CAUGHT IN THE PULLEY MESH AND DIE. YOU NEED TO RETHINK THIS." [Simples - pot, kettle, black. A child may get filed away in one of your ring binders and stapled to death, shut the f**k up!] I would strike a deal with James Caan and Peter Jones if one provided the ropes and the other the pulleys.


This time next year I'll be a £70aire.

id like to have a light bulb that turns the room dark instead of light, called a "dark bulb" when the suns lit up your room in the morning just switch on the dark bulb lol.

or car alarms where the fob makes a noise when your car is being nicked, incase your too far away to hear it

spike strip shoes (based on police stinger) for when grannys run over your foot on their mobility scooters

silent g wrote:id like to have a light bulb that turns the room dark instead of light, called a "dark bulb" when the suns lit up your room in the morning just switch on the dark bulb lol.

already been done .

it's called curtains.

How about glass coffins, will they be a success? Remains to be seen.

Lugs and Scott: :P

An invention to stop coin mechs from not working when ur in far deeper than you should be!

A child remote control, as if the above point wont get to you, a screaming child within the vicinity sure will! Once again only when things are playing up.

A 'Student Killer' - Speaks for itself.

Fruit Locating Sat Nav - Simply key in the name of the machine ur looking for and let it guide you to the nearest location.

A City/Town name changer - Simply because I want MK Dons to become MK Dond.

Anti Heat Device - Point and aim at landlord/arcade attendant.

Football Timewarp Device - Aim at Liverpool fans, to stop them from thinking its still the 80's when they were actually good! Scouse c***s.

Fruit Deodarant - Couple of sprays underarm, and make urself irresistable to fruits, especially handy in spoons to take out all the DONDS!

RF Jamma Sandwich Device - One that isnt a matchbox, with a zippo lighter in. Oh yeah and one that might actually work!! Dazza!!!

Fruit Cloaking Jacket - Put this on so you can venture into establishments that you're banned from.

Rewind Button - Simply press on any fruit machine, when you realise you should have had the quick £10 raise on the first board rather than get involved to the point where £200 later you cant even get to a fucking tenner!! REWIND REWIND.

I'm rambling on...................STOP.

Fake Pound coin with the Right weight for machines! lol

or 99.9999999999999999999% payout machine

or what about a game show hosted by noel Edmonds which requires
absolutely no skill and would have oap/jobseeks/tramps opening red
boxes with money written inside of them and they can box or no box at
regular intervals - and maybe they could make a fruit machine themed
spin off --- mmmm very interesting -- i think that migth just work


SHIT IV JUST GIVEN AWAY MY IDEAS - DONT PRESS SUBMIT

DOUBLE SHIT !!!!!!