Really Sexy fruit machine player girl...

Electrocoinist · Post by **Electrocoinist** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:22 am

Spotted this rather lovely looking girl the other day, watching her boyfriend doing a Hall of Fame in a pretty large bowling alley... the machine's gone now. From what I saw she had dark hair, a sexy tan. green eyes, a body to die for and the most gorgeous smile... who could she be? Or, more to the point, how the fuck did a player get a girl like that? Not the worst looking bloke though, I guess...

Maybe his opening line to her was, "Hello, can you dig it?" or "Can I dig you?" or "I know what's in the box! Can I see what's in your dress?"

HOW DID HE DO IT??????????????????????????

Perhaps our info-leaking friend Feeder can tell us....?

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:45 am

read 2 of your pests and i come to the conclusion that your a bellend!
allow feeder aswell bumbandit!
dont just blame someone because you cant make enough moolah nowadays.

as for sexy chicks, ive have some out playing with me lol.
saw one fittie on the potty meet in london at trocadero, she was a stunner!
she was playing for lines on a panther.

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:56 am

If u wanna meet a nice bird who enjoys a punt then just simply head to gala bingo of an evening!!

The place is crawling with them every night!!

They're not full of grannies anymore either, and given the fact they're in a bingo hall you know they don't mind a bit of gambling action!!

badders2 · Post by **badders2** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:14 am

tracy shaw?

feeder22 · Post by **feeder22** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:17 am

i aint no bumbandit

Captain.Tattybojangles · Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:26 pm

silent g wrote:read 2 of your pests and i come to the conclusion that your a bellend!
allow feeder aswell bumbandit!
dont just blame someone because you cant make enough moolah nowadays.

as for sexy chicks, ive have some out playing with me lol.
saw one fittie on the potty meet in london at trocadero, she was a stunner!
she was playing for lines on a panther.

aye I stole them lines in the end didnt I g lol

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:13 pm

feeder22 wrote:i aint no bumbandit

LMFAO
i said "allow feeder, you bumbandito"
meaning leave you alone and hes a bumbandit!
read it again!

feeder22 · Post by **feeder22** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:18 pm

apologies, i'll book myself in for extra reading lesson's 1st thing monday

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:16 pm

yeah hes right about bingo halls, u just gotta aviod the council estate cheap slags though. I pulled one once well, i saw her in bingo once, then i was out for a meal with a few m8s and she was a waitress and got her number smashed it, might have a pic somewhere

PMK · Post by **PMK** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:01 pm

I love those council estate birds!!

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:38 pm

haha there lick ur balls and do dirty shit, good thing

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:42 pm

the fitest bird i ever pulled was off a council estate i remember waking up in this pink bedroom, walking out to smahed cars, streets covered in chavs, literally taxi and gone. She was absoultly gorgeous looked a spitting image of kate Becinsale, wish i had her number still

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:09 am

laughing at the smashed cars bit ! I remember waking up after pulling an estate bird, and when I made my getaway without her waking up, I swiftly decided to return to her house - it was like Beirut in the 80's outside !!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:05 pm

Haha, ah, I'm sure most of us have been in that situation...

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:19 pm

I used to know a girl who was good enough to empty Cash Counter years ago.

She wasn't the best looking, but was ok. Typical council estate accent though.

"Shut ya fuckin' maaaaf!" sort of voice.

Had something of a good day today (£1,07

, plus a funny thing too.
I'll log back on when I get home and post it, can't be bothered on the iPhone.