Fruit Machine Chat

Since about the end of January, there has been a birds' nest outside my office window and the bloody tit in there constantly makes a sound like Tiger Woods on a rusty mattress.

Anything more tedious when you're trying to work? Of course, frequenting FC during the working day has no impact on my output...

To be fair, if tits are indeed in any way involved then i wouldnt be so shocked to find that tiger woods is actually responsible for the racket!

Double LOL. FC has been shown in scientific tests to increase employee output in regards to the fields of Fruitology, Horse racing kingery and Repetitive requestology for pointless tipistry.