Fruit Machine Chat

Nikki, You Have Been Evicted!
Friday 14 July
Day 58, 21:25
The little girl with the big gestures is the latest housemate to feel the steel-capped boot of the public, as 37.2 percent of you voted her out.


Our would-be footballer's wife has blubbed her way through 58 drama-filled days, and we've loved every tear and arm-wave of it.

No matter was too minor, no event too trivial to warrant a Nikki tantrum. Be it, bottled water, faulty mp3 players or the infamous air con, the 24-year-old was always on hand with a well-enunciated whinge.


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Despite a few snogs, her romance with Pete never really got off the ground - much to her high-pitched annoyance. Still, she copped off with Lea, and Aisleyne too, so at least her tonsils saw some action.

So goodbye Nikki, wrap up well. We don't want you to get too cold...

Oh by the way kev the topic name doesnt make sence! Ive told you so many times to stay off the crack but will you listen? :P

yeah just noticed that lol maybe im as dumb as nikki lol

Or thicker..................

At least she was ok to look at. Get the Suzie bitch out who isnt fat enought to have eatern thousands of kit kats trying to find a winning ticket. Its like watching my mother clean the house with her in. And the only reason she went into the house is so she can get a job working on the television. If she was good enought to cut it as a presenter she would have made it ages ago. Who want to emply a 40 year old hag anyway.........acutally had a bit of a Niki tantrum writing this. RANT OVER

At least she was ok to look at

Are you kidding me? She had a face like a sore bumhole and the body of a 12 year old boy with a boob job

I don't normally watch Big Brother, but the bits with her having what appeared to be a complete breakdown because she didn't have any bloody mascara (or whatever) actually made me want to punch her squarely in the face. She needs to be urgently sectioned, I will be happy to don a white coat and assist if necessary.

Leave Nikki alone, poor girl i'll look after her.

We all know Lea did a dirty video but guess who else has done a homemade clip?

I will upload it somewhere for you to dl when i get a moment.

I know imogen has done a video that's being kicked around. I can't get hold of it anywhere, and i'm certainly not paying for it! :x

Matt

dear God not shabaz, please.

It is Imogen, i have it and it cost me nothing. Ill will put it up tomorrow when im back home.

Bloody whinging mare. She's just an attention seeker with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Boo!