Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:13 am**

oh fucking hell i am shitfaced

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:58 pm**

Nice one

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:44 pm**

ha ha

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:06 pm**

Lol, excellent, you can't be that bad tho, you can still type coherantly.

My typing looks so bad when i'm hammered, kind of like i have just fell on the keyboard lol.

I will quote a small section of an MSN chat i had with JPFUK about a month or so back when i was wasted...

MSN

Clarkey:

evningg.. i foundd somebeer!1
abit fucked
icant relly see
propply,
icant typellol t imvery drunk

Matt:

clarkey jesus.. you either have a REALbad cold or you more pissed than me lol...

Clarkey:

yeah lotso fbeer, skool!!
skol
lol
my headis gonng hurt in the monrng
i s beer bad, it eels fgood nowbut tomorrow, ohnoo
hedaache
i think
x painkeilrs befroe sleep just inicase i thnk

Matt:

Clarkey, you got a drink infront of ya?

Clarkey:

yep
sokl
, skol
iwill get it rghit

Matt:

gd.. got at least 5 min b4 u pass out then lol

Clarkey:

i dnt pas out, i drift peacfully into sleep loooool
nah imok, smokin a rolup lol, plus i feel betr clds gone now
brbb ned a we
back
why dies beer make you need the tolet oall the itme,
evry 10mins lol

So yeah, thats what my pissed typing looks like.

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:55 pm**

Weyyyyy Heyyyyy!!! Good beer tonight! Hobgoblin and London Pride are the key to success!

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:17 am**

ive done about 15 rums tonight out with the lads, im smashedddd

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:12 am**

You drink SKOL clarkey? .. Its a tramps drink. No offence intended

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:44 am**

I used to quite like the Skol White Top, not seen them in years now though, i wonder what happened to them?