Xmas gifts for the better half

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:40 pm

Any suggestions from you lads what your thinking of getting the wife/Girlfriend or lover if your that way inclined

I've already got the wife the perfume she wanted so now I need to find something for a surprise. The only thing I can think of at the moment is a portable lcd tv for the bedroom to keep her out of my feckin hair

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:31 am

Well.. normally this time of year its.." Oh.. were having a baby " done it last 6 years and kinda kept her occupied till fireworks night.. but alas..

INJECTION.. grr.. So now I actually have to buy something......

Not sure a mini toblerone or dual bounty will cut it.. so i'm lost me self ... I only do birthdays tbh as I think Crimbo is the biggest commertial rip since Jebus him self thought .." eye eye.. if I hang off a cross for 3 days.. get stuffed in a cave and come out after the pubs close monday night I might look cool infront of Mary.."... even though she's my mum.. but hell.. the video will sell real well on ebay... In a couple thousand years maybe....

So no... I have no suggestions.... just gunna do what I do every year.. fuck her senceless...lol.. and hope this time we dont have a little 1 popping out when Cannon gets his 4th pube on the 5th August 2010..

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:40 am

haven't a clue what to get her

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:46 am

mine says she does'nt want much except a couple of albums/dvds

woe betide me if i take her at her word though, lol.

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:50 am

Not being funny like... but most of you lads have the cash to buy what ever you want when you want it through out the year...

The festive must be a right nightmare trying to find something different so to speak.......

I remember last year there were lists running litrally into £1000's of £'s ..

£200 a pop on ugg boots.... Plasma tv's for the kitchen ect ect...

Were not mega wealthy here.. infact we DO struggle at Crimbo with the kids ect....But it must be nice to wake up 2 weeks before the day and just think fook it... go to town with a couple grand in hand and just shop till you drop....

Weve done the kids already this year.. which is rare.. normally last knockings at toys r us crimbo eve lol..

But I really , without being sarcastic.. or a spastic..aint got a clue what to get the little nest of vipers this year....

Ive already had my pressie from her as i'm an impatiant bastard who is worse than the kids and had a tantrum till I got my gamestaion gift card loaded with £300

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:10 am

jpfuk wrote:Not being funny like... but most of you lads have the cash to buy what ever you want when you want it through out the year...

hammer nail hit

thats the problem ,,,,,,,, were all spoilt brats ,,,,,,,,,, so come crimbo there's nowt we want.

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:36 am

I'm usually pretty good at sniffing out prezzies for her but this year i'm at a complete loss.
She wanted to go see Girls Aloud live this year but pregnancy put a stop to that, I might have a look through next years gigs see what I can find.

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:45 am

No chance on the Girls Alowed front now mate.......Mrs Cole has firmly stated shes gone.....

Seeing as she was the main face.. next to " Sarah piss head Harding " who has also quit.. little to no chance of the rest doing much...

aaamusements.co.uk · Post by **aaamusements.co.uk** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:41 pm

jpfuk wrote:No chance on the Girls Alowed front now mate.......Mrs Cole has firmly stated shes gone.....

Seeing as she was the main face.. next to " Sarah piss head Harding " who has also quit.. little to no chance of the rest doing much...

Which one is the ginger android?

HorseRacingKing · Post by **HorseRacingKing** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:29 pm

Trayhop what you buying me?

I wait in anticipation

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:09 pm

jpfuk wrote:Not being funny like... but most of you lads have the cash to buy what ever you want when you want it through out the year...

The festive must be a right nightmare trying to find something different so to speak.......

I remember last year there were lists running litrally into £1000's of £'s ..

£200 a pop on ugg boots.... Plasma tv's for the kitchen ect ect...

Were not mega wealthy here.. infact we DO struggle at Crimbo with the kids ect....But it must be nice to wake up 2 weeks before the day and just think fook it... go to town with a couple grand in hand and just shop till you drop....

Weve done the kids already this year.. which is rare.. normally last knockings at toys r us crimbo eve lol..

But I really , without being sarcastic.. or a spastic..aint got a clue what to get the little nest of vipers this year....

Ive already had my pressie from her as i'm an impatiant bastard who is worse than the kids and had a tantrum till I got my gamestaion gift card loaded with £300

Go up London with your seven kids, black up, Minstrel style and claim refuge from Somalia.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -take.html

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:58 pm

:P hrk

il buy you a pint at the meet you loon

kingzilla · Post by **kingzilla** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:33 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjDRRI-zA2A

Perfect idea

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:47 am

Well, my missus has already bought me my present - a nice 52incher... ... ...HD TV! The daft numpty thought that she'd be able to 'hide it from me'. lol. The box turned up at about half 6 one morning a few weeks ago! Needless to say it was setup that evening after work and the PS3 wired up. (Still need a HDMI cable - how much difference will I notice in screen quality? I've noticed you can pay anywhere between £1 and £99 for the cable?!)

Anyway, as to what to buy her... Hmm... A cop out would be 'here's the credit card for a day'... but I find it SO difficult to buy for the ladies...

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:15 pm

you dont need to go expensive when it comes to hdmi cable m8 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, no need for an oxygen free gold plated expensive jobby ,,,,,,,, as some would have you believe .

as its a digital connection ,,,,,,, so none of the expensive ones make the slightest bit of difference whatsoever .

£9.99 at blockbuster ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and the difference between what your using now and a hdmi cable on your new telly m8 ,,,,,,,,, will be amazing m8 ,,,,,,,,,,,