Weve all been there." I'm gunna smash ure "

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:34 pm

Fuckin day... and excuse my extra bad temprement/language in this post.... Pig bastard of a day.....

Felt rough last night... Ball curling rough... Julie almost convinced me I had pig flu ffs... but its just dreaded man flu.......Woke up today with a toung like i'de been licking the right revs ars flaps all night... Could hardly breath.. was awfull..... Stood up and went to the bathroom... just thru the door and I went ars over fuckin tit on a nappy that my daughter had seen fit to take off and dump at her conveniance in the most inconvieant place.... Why....WHY.. when you land on your elbow dose some closly related cunt seem to always say.." ohh.. was that your funny bone "..... YEAHHH so funny I'm sheading tears of joy you fucking cock head... grr....

ANYWAY.....breakfast done /dusted ect.. and time to get the kids to school.. NO DRAMAS.. RARE... get home... to the wife sreaming bloody murder...

Snails have got outa thier aquarium..!!!.....Shes threatning to stamp on em... and I'm telling her that i'll stamop on her if she dose... between all the fighting the 2 boys.." snails " have done the off to the roof garden...

Matt panacing as thier stuck on the side of the building.....

B4 you ask... 2 fully grown giant Africans.. bigger than size 5 football shell and out fully streched.....

Now I'm not a great fan of hights.. but I lent over... like a baby about to piss his nickers and eased em off the wall....

Safe in thier tank I went for a kip.. cat nap.. 40 wanks...winks lol

Woke up to some complete cunt Jacky Chan... Chaning the door in because I convinced the barmaid I was area manager of thier shitty pub chain 3 weeks ago and had free beer all night and had a loan outa the till ..LMFAO.....

Really was not in the mood for him so it ended in fisty cuffs and he kinda limped of mumbling something...kinda guessing I'm gunna die by a poisen dart or re-fryed dog or some shit.. lol....

Like I said.. had better days.. but hey ho.. only live once lmfao

clarkey1984 · Post by **clarkey1984** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:18 pm

Whetever he muttered mate, i would guess that it was less than complimentary!

jpfuk · Post by **jpfuk** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:26 pm

Fuckin yellow back Nippers.. all the same.. They limp off licking thier wounds and only after you turn ure back they jab you with some funky Jason Strathem shit... CRAAAANK.. lol...

Yellow back twatts.... kkk.. fuck you... You aint met MPD.....

gmckee03 · Post by **gmckee03** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:45 am

Snails?? Jacky Chan lookalikes whats going on in your house