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Every one of us is being CONNED.!!!!!
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:29 pm
by jpfuk
Let me explain.....
Scotch eggs...... No alchol content...
Pet Shop Boys.... Dont sell Animals/feed..
Co=Operative food stores... The most un helpful people ever to be co-operative...
Corn beef... No corn, or beef.. tusk..
3d glasses.... there fuckin flat cardboard....
99p store... NEVER have a stock of pennys in the till...
Ect Ect Ect.. could go on all night.. but I'm boring myself now

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:02 pm
by Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!
This could go in the Room 101 thread (Lounge 4th page down), but as we're here . . .
Don't you just hate it when someone says: "So I turned round and said to her . . ."
What? So they actually did a full 360 degree spin before they spoke?
Or you go to enter a pub only to be told by someone at the door: "We're just closing now, I'm afraid".
Why are they scared just because they're about to close?
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:04 pm
by Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!
By the way, did you know that Bungle isn't a real bear?
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:23 pm
by jpfuk
Can see this turning into a ...What greats on you.. thread...
People that say " pick us a winner ".. when ure shuffling around in your hooter..?
WHY?... What do you expect, me to source the next wbo heavey weight champion dressed in green?...Or a winning lottery ticket?....
Maybe it will leap off my finger and beat Usain Bolt in the 100m..
FFS.. I'm picking me nose.. don't like it... don't fookin stare at me you wierdo's
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:29 pm
by Matt Vinyl
Kids nowadays: "So I was like, and he was like and then she was like..."
Are kids never 'actually' anything? They are just 'like'?
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:33 pm
by Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!
A dining table . . . I've yet to see a table eat.
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:39 pm
by jpfuk
Kids of today huh..... Got 30/40 of them that hang around the Spa store here every night... Spitting every where and acctually talking as If they were typing on facebook...
Total new language.....
Ini tok 5da to see the fly las on the front and ripped er to mc'd's for a 99 job, troy were thr and said his dear closed is wow accnt cause e fessed t chuffin bags and stubbin on the cill....?
Maybe Cannon can translate for us at a later date?

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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:25 pm
by milk monitor
Matt Vinyl wrote:Kids nowadays: "So I was like, and he was like and then she was like..."
Are kids never 'actually' anything? They are just 'like'?
I love that Armstrong and Miller sketch with the pilots speaking in kid language.
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:44 pm
by Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!
I finally believe that the dalek that used to hide in my nan's bedroom when I was four years old, didn't actually exist.
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:48 pm
by jpfuk
Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:I finally believe that the dalek that used to hide in my nan's bedroom when I was four years old, didn't actually exist.
He was called " Uncle Archie "
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:33 pm
by Mr McStreak
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:57 pm
by JG
Surely an enty......ety......aetio........etio........person such as Istenem may provide you with details of the Romanto-classico-Latino derivation and stem source of the components of abbreviation. Let's 'ave it Isty, bring it on......show us the skills.
From whence ist the word "abbreviation" derived from?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:34 pm
by Matt Vinyl
I'll have a stab at it, but I'm no Isty!
To be brief - short, probably leads to the inclusion of the 'brev' - such as in the word 'Brevity'.
Not sure about the 'Ab' or 'Iation'...?

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:37 pm
by Matt Vinyl
Sod it, here's the Wikage...
Abbreviation has been used as long as phonetic script existed, in some senses actually being more common in early literacy, where spelling out a whole word was often avoided, initial letters commonly being used to represent words in specific application. By classical Greece and Rome, the reduction of words to single letters was still normal, but no longer the default.
An increase in literacy has, historically, sometimes spawned a trend toward abbreviation. The standardization of English in the 15th through 17th centuries included such a growth in the use of abbreviation[2]. At first, abbreviations were sometimes represented with various suspension signs, not only periods. For example, specific phoneme sets like "er" were dropped from words and replaced with ɔ, like "mastɔ" instead of "master" or exacɔbate instead of "exacerbate". While this seems trivial, it was symptomatic of an attempt by people manually reproducing academic texts to reduce their copy time. An example from the Oxford University Register, 1503:
Mastɔ subwardenɔ y ɔmēde me to you. And wherɔ y wrot to you the last wyke that y trouyde itt good to differrɔ thelectionɔ ovɔ to quīdenaɔ tinitatis y have be thougħt me synɔ that itt woll be thenɔ a bowte mydsomɔ.
In the 1830s in the United States, starting with Boston, abbreviation became a fad. For example, during the growth of philological linguistic theory in academic Britain, abbreviating became very trendy. The use of abbreviation for the names of "Father of modern etymology" J. R. R. Tolkien and his friend C. S. Lewis, and other members of the Oxford literary group known as the Inklings, are sometimes cited as symptomatic of this. Likewise, a century earlier in Boston, a fad of abbreviation started that swept the United States, with the globally popular term OK generally credited as a remnant of its influence.[3][4]
After World War II, the British greatly reduced their use of the full stop and other punctuation points after abbreviations in at least semi-formal writing, while the Americans more readily kept such use until more recently, and still maintain it more than Britons. The classic example, considered by their American counterparts quite curious, was the maintenance of the internal comma in a British organization of secret agents called the "Special Operations, Executive" — "S.O.,E" — which is not found in histories written after about 1960.
But before that, many Britons were more scrupulous at maintaining the French form. In French, the period only follows an abbreviation if the last letter in the abbreviation is not the last letter of its antecedent: "M." is the abbreviation for "monsieur" while "Mme" is that for "madame". Like many other cross-channel linguistic acquisitions, many Britons readily took this up and followed this rule themselves, while the Americans took a simpler rule and applied it rigorously.
Over the years, however, the lack of convention in some style guides has made it difficult to determine which two-word abbreviations should be abbreviated with periods and which should not. The U.S. media tend to abbreviate two-word abbreviations like United States (U.S.), but not personal computer (PC) or television (TV). Many British publications have gradually done away with the use of periods in abbreviations completely.
Minimization of punctuation in typewritten matter became economically desirable in the 1960s and 1970s for the many users of carbon-film ribbons, since a period or comma consumed the same length of non-reusable expensive ribbon as did a capital letter.