Fruit Machine Chat

Holy hell.. just been out for a smoke and me dick shrivled to the size of a podington pea... Its freezing....

That tempriture has dropped big time.... over a week or so... Might have to boot up the old storage heaters lmao....


Sneeze and it freezes

It's nice and warm where I am...
next to the woodburning stove!


Enjoy your brick filled heaters.

Where the fuck is Ray Meres when you need a fire... brrrrrrrr

Gunna turn on the hoover and sit behind the filter... blows out more hot air than the wife.....

That was always the problem with storage heaters - they were built for psychics.
"I know it will be cold in a day's time, so I will switch on my heating now".

Amazing time of year this


Fond memory of last winter was this walk on a camping trip in february



Sad weekend though as 5 people actually lost their lives on these mountains. It was shot ice out there in areas, and this shows it!

Still cant believe it

pretty cool photo that!

The hell are you doing in our spare bedroom?... We never open that door incase bigfoot escapes.........

Has warmed up now though... kinda balanced out.. winds dropped but the rain is awfull...

Flooding in some areas......