ABUSE THREAD! Probably not for the easily offended!

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:37 pm

Mega Zone wrote: How the fuck do scumbags like you become mods anyway? I wanna be one!

Suck on this first Bitch. Then we can talk figures.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:19 pm

That fucking pervert Cardinal wrote:Suck on this first, bitch.

On what exactly, you perv?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:33 pm

On my one-eyed purple-veined trouser snake.

Don't really see why you want to be a moderator anyway. All I seem to do is delete duplicate posts from retards like yourself.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:35 am

LOL!!!

Whilst Megazone is chewing on Cardy's Blue-Veined Steak, let's discuss the most important aspect of life...

Tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:09 am

Cardy? You make me sound like a big girl's blouse.

Though, presumably a big girl's blouse would contain big tits, so I see your thought process there.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:13 am

You found the link!

Has anyone studied the exact science behind the fascination with jubblies? I'd love to pursue that line of thought, but not sure I'd have many willing 'test subjects'...

Although I did read a column in 'The Mail' (Sorry!) saying that it's 'good excersize' to lay eyes on breasts throught the day.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:22 am

Pity the celibate cardinal has never even seen (let alone touched) any jubbly of any sort. That's the price you pay for being a pompous religious tosspiece.

Matt

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:31 am

Rather a pompous religious tosspiece than an anally-retentive hellbound smart-arse, dole-bludger.

I'd have thought that man's fascination with norks is simply due to the fact that they are not usually on display, and that they don't have them themselves.

Ah. Just remembered, an anally-retentive hellbound smart-arse, dole-bludger who likes James Blunt.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:39 am

James Blunt......new cockney rhyming slang for what you are!

For your kind information i am currently working, not dole bludging. You've got a nerve, being a cardinal is hardly a real job is it?!

Matt

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:04 am

Hardly a real job, mon derriere. The word cardinal actually means "an essential component", whereas the word Matt means "with a dull surface".

So what does your new job involve?

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:37 am

Ah, but if you extend Matt to it's full length (ooer!!!) it means Gift from God!

Woohoo!

mr cheese · Post by **mr cheese** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:03 pm

Well guys and girls fuck you all you bunch ov cock suckers see ya all in a few weeks, Am of toTurkey in the morning.Well i will Fuck Off now ttfn.

mattrick · Post by **mattrick** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:23 pm

Just got back from 2 weeks of relaxing in the Maldives and thought i would say hello to you ugly set of cunts!!

king_conspiracy · Post by **king_conspiracy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:19 pm

James Blunt is fucking awful.

Writes songs like an 14 year old emo whinger who thinks hes a "poet"

Crap guitarist as well.

sausage · Post by **sausage** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:28 pm

YOU FUCKING IN-BREDS

Why don't you go and take you're face for a shit you hairy cock splat.

How is this for a first post? I don't mean any of this i just thought i'd put this section of the forum to good use and because there is no "new members" section i decided to introduce myself in here. hope no one minds.

Now that we have that out of the way GO FUCK YOURSELVES!